Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): Is this David’s address?

Me: Nope.

Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): I was looking for my sister’s “boyfriend,” and got you instead. Sorry! Who are you anyways? My name is Leigh, and yes, I am a girl.

Me: I’m Berck, and no, I am not a girl.

Mackenzie Homer ([email protected]): I’m glad you’re not a girl. What high school do you go to?