Today was a milestone in my professional life. When I first started working as a paralegal, my boss had me apply to be a notary public so that I could notarize his documents. All you have to do in Colorado is fill out an application on the Secretary of State website saying you’ve read the…
My foot started hurting on Friday. It got worse over the weekend, and was really hurting yesterday. Yesterday I wore sandals to work, so I knew it couldn’t be my shoes that were the problem. Last night, despite taking Aleve all day, it hurt badly, it was hot, and once I took my sandals…
Organic CDs By Jonah “They’re organic, locally sourced CDs,” said my roommate proudly. “What?” I asked. We were at the farmers market on a Saturday morning. “They’re also artisanal,” he added. “Are they fair trade too?” I asked mockingly. “No,” said Jake, almost condescendingly. “They don’t need to be fair trade if they’re locally…