Yesterday when I was talking to Stephen in the snack shop, Elizabeth turned up her nose at the soup she was eating, declaring that it was butt garlic. She offered it to Stephen, who accepted it. When he had finished, he said to me, “If anyone ever offers you soup, you should take it. You’ll…
Forced words Whey and curds Flying bullcrap Thudding turds Real sigh Riding high Shot down to earth By a pie Who put this pastry in my face? Who caused this mess, made this disgrace?
“This is she.” “Joanna?” I asked into the receiver, “This is Kerry.” I was calling about our history and political science club’s trip to a history convention in New Orleans. Joanna was the only other female going and could leave earlier in the day than the other members of the club. We decided to ride…