Organic CDs By Jonah “They’re organic, locally sourced CDs,” said my roommate proudly. “What?” I asked. We were at the farmers market on a Saturday morning. “They’re also artisanal,” he added. “Are they fair trade too?” I asked mockingly. “No,” said Jake, almost condescendingly. “They don’t need to be fair trade if they’re locally sourced.” Jake is harmless but an idiot. He works the graveyard shift at Comcast doing tech support. He makes just about enough to be able to afford a room in my apartment. He survives on mainly frozen pizzas from the freezer section of Whole Foods.…