{"id":1022,"date":"2007-10-20T15:20:08","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T21:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2007-10-20T15:21:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-20T21:21:47","slug":"fortune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"Fortune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is disturbing.  I logged on to put a fortune cookie on blog only to discover that Jonah had just done so.  That&#8217;s freaky-weird.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, there&#8217;s some mad irony in this coming from a fortune cookie in a CHINESE restaurant:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/chinafortune.png\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is disturbing. I logged on to put a fortune cookie on blog only to discover that Jonah had just done so. That&#8217;s freaky-weird. Anyway, there&#8217;s some mad irony in this coming from a fortune cookie in a CHINESE restaurant:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}