{"id":1081,"date":"2008-01-13T19:55:54","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T02:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2008-01-14T07:18:54","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T14:18:54","slug":"memorable-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1081","title":{"rendered":"Memorable quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(before I forget them)<\/p>\n<p>Me: So, how did Papa Sam have enough time off while in the Army in 1943 to marry you?<br \/>\nGrandmother: Well, it only takes half an hour!<\/p>\n<p>Greenpeace flier person on the streets of Chicago:  Would you like to help save the whales?<br \/>\nJonah: We hate whales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(before I forget them) Me: So, how did Papa Sam have enough time off while in the Army in 1943 to marry you? Grandmother: Well, it only takes half an hour! Greenpeace flier person on the streets of Chicago: Would you like to help save the whales? Jonah: We hate whales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}