{"id":1125,"date":"2008-03-14T20:48:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T02:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1125"},"modified":"2008-03-14T20:48:41","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T02:48:41","slug":"another-incapacitated-bird-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1125","title":{"rendered":"Another incapacitated bird at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/junko.JPG' title='Kitty and Junko'><img src='https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/junko.JPG' alt='Kitty and Junko' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever since the new windows were installed, the junkos fly into them, making a loud thunking sound.  The cat has gotten fat once he realized he could hang out by the house and have some fast food delivered to his feet.  This junko got lucky, though, and landed next to the ironically named &#8220;Kitty.&#8221;  The cat kept his distance this time, long enough for the junko to regain his senses and fly away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since the new windows were installed, the junkos fly into them, making a loud thunking sound. The cat has gotten fat once he realized he could hang out by the house and have some fast food delivered to his feet. This junko got lucky, though, and landed next to the ironically named &#8220;Kitty.&#8221; The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}