{"id":1214,"date":"2008-05-20T16:20:46","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T22:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1214"},"modified":"2008-05-20T16:29:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T22:29:12","slug":"im-certifiable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1214","title":{"rendered":"I’m certifiable."},"content":{"rendered":"

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That was a lot of work for two letters and two numbers.<\/p>\n

And I’m 74″ tall, dammit! The FAA keeps screwing this up, after my last medical examiner apparently randomly guessed at my height.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That was a lot of work for two letters and two numbers. And I’m 74″ tall, dammit! The FAA keeps screwing this up, after my last medical examiner apparently randomly guessed at my height.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}