{"id":1264,"date":"2008-07-03T16:22:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T22:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1264"},"modified":"2008-07-03T16:22:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T22:22:34","slug":"woohoo-not-bed-bugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1264","title":{"rendered":"Woohoo, not bed bugs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I&#8217;m just paranoid.  Sydney said the exterminator arrived and pronounced them &#8220;American Spider Beetles&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in ORD using my phone for internets.  Nothing like riding in on a deadhead, to sit around all day, to work a delayed flight back.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I start a 3-day trip tomorrow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I&#8217;m just paranoid. Sydney said the exterminator arrived and pronounced them &#8220;American Spider Beetles&#8221;. I&#8217;m in ORD using my phone for internets. Nothing like riding in on a deadhead, to sit around all day, to work a delayed flight back. Fortunately, I start a 3-day trip tomorrow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}