{"id":1610,"date":"2000-11-17T11:12:54","date_gmt":"2000-11-17T18:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2008-12-04T21:36:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T04:36:02","slug":"interpret-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1610","title":{"rendered":"Interpret This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fri, Nov 17, 2000 at 11:12 AM<\/p>\n<p>I dreamed last night that Sen. Lieberman had won the running and was going<br \/>\nto be heading the local superwalmart at which I worked.  His first<br \/>\ndirective was to put all the dimpled scissors out of children&#8217;s reach.<br \/>\nThere were Christmas decorations for sale too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fri, Nov 17, 2000 at 11:12 AM I dreamed last night that Sen. Lieberman had won the running and was going to be heading the local superwalmart at which I worked. His first directive was to put all the dimpled scissors out of children&#8217;s reach. There were Christmas decorations for sale too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1610"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}