{"id":1846,"date":"2009-02-28T09:52:29","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T16:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1846"},"modified":"2009-02-28T09:54:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T16:54:26","slug":"conservatives-buy-more-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=1846","title":{"rendered":"Conservatives buy more Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html\">This is just awesome<\/a>.  Per capita, Utah is the state that purchases the most pornography.  Turns out church-goers buy less porn on Sunday, but they buy more the rest of the week.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don&#8217;t explicitly restrict gay marriage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another theory might be that conservatives don&#8217;t know that internet porn is free.<\/p>\n<p>This correlates with my theory that the most anti-gay-rights people are all, themselves, closeted homosexuals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just awesome. Per capita, Utah is the state that purchases the most pornography. Turns out church-goers buy less porn on Sunday, but they buy more the rest of the week. &#8220;Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don&#8217;t explicitly restrict gay marriage.&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1846"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1848,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions\/1848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}