{"id":2063,"date":"2009-05-20T13:33:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T19:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2063"},"modified":"2009-05-20T13:33:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T19:33:35","slug":"disturbing-ad-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2063","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing Ad of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s blurry because I took it with my telephone-camera. The fun part is that because it was blurry, when I sent it to Sydney and Jonah, neither of them could figure out what it’s an ad for. Jonah guessed a conference, Sydney a church. I would have guessed that he’d offer to turn your kids into zombies.<\/p>\n

The answer? The text you can’t read says, “Certified Public Accountant.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s blurry because I took it with my telephone-camera. The fun part is that because it was blurry, when I sent it to Sydney and Jonah, neither of them could figure out what it’s an ad for. Jonah guessed a conference, Sydney a church. I would have guessed that he’d offer to turn your kids…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2065,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2063\/revisions\/2065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}