{"id":2068,"date":"2009-05-20T17:59:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T23:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2068"},"modified":"2009-05-20T17:59:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T23:59:09","slug":"vitamin-c-is-bad-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2068","title":{"rendered":"Vitamin C is bad for you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/05\/12\/health\/research\/12exer.html?_r=1&#038;em\">This is awesome<\/a>.  I knew it was just a matter of time.<\/p>\n<p>I really am going to laugh when my lazy fat-ass outlives all you vitamin-popping, broccoli-eating freaks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is awesome. I knew it was just a matter of time. I really am going to laugh when my lazy fat-ass outlives all you vitamin-popping, broccoli-eating freaks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2069,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions\/2069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}