{"id":2105,"date":"2009-06-02T20:02:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T02:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2105"},"modified":"2009-06-02T20:02:29","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T02:02:29","slug":"work-dreaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2105","title":{"rendered":"Work Dreaming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of these days I&#8217;ll stop dreaming about work.  It happens eventually.<\/p>\n<p>I keep waking up and saying to myself, &#8220;Stop it!  You&#8217;re not actually getting anything done!&#8221;  Of course, with dreams, it&#8217;s all a little off, like I have to send off foreclosure notices in the proper way at the proper time, and apparently by karaoke.  Or messenger balloon.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I finally started dreaming about an old abandoned windmill along the Santa Fe Trail that NASA had augmented and was available for camping in.<\/p>\n<p>Some researchers believe that dreams are our brains&#8217; way of categorizing the information we gathered during the day.  Maybe I won&#8217;t stop having these dreams until I know my job inside and out.<\/p>\n<p>I hope it happens soon.  I keep waking up feeling even more exhausted than when I went to bed.  I&#8217;ve also had a week-long headache.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I awoke surprised to find my jaw aching but without a migraine (usually the jaw ache triggers one).  Also odd was that my jaw only hurt on my right side.  I felt it and realized by lymph node was very swollen and was really tender to the touch.  <\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t nearly as tender now.  Maybe I&#8217;m fighting swine flu.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll figure out what I&#8217;ve got tonight in my dreams.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, when Berck finally gets laid off, he should qualify for three months of unemployment benefits.  So we should be able to survive for a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of these days I&#8217;ll stop dreaming about work. It happens eventually. I keep waking up and saying to myself, &#8220;Stop it! You&#8217;re not actually getting anything done!&#8221; Of course, with dreams, it&#8217;s all a little off, like I have to send off foreclosure notices in the proper way at the proper time, and apparently&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2106,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2105\/revisions\/2106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}