{"id":2597,"date":"2010-06-21T11:47:35","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T18:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2597"},"modified":"2010-06-21T11:47:35","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T18:47:35","slug":"first-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2597","title":{"rendered":"First Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s my first day at my new job.  I&#8217;m on my lunch break (from 12 to 1).  I can stay in the office or go out, but the door gets locked, so I can&#8217;t come back in until 1.  I brought a V8 for lunch, but the receptionist also brought in Einstein Bro&#8217;s bagels and cream cheese, so I&#8217;m still full from one of those.<\/p>\n<p>So far my job consists of taking closed files and putting them into boxes, then labeling the boxes with a number and the names of the files.  Then I add the names to a master computer list and type which box they&#8217;re in.  That way people can actually find them.<\/p>\n<p>Once I&#8217;m done with that, I&#8217;ll start sending letters to each client in the closed files telling them that, if they want their file, they had better come down here and get it; otherwise we&#8217;re shredding it.  Then I&#8217;ll have to get the couple of important documents out of each file to save and put the rest in a container for shredding.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a big room in the back of the office that just has files in rows all over the floor.  Everyone seems very relieved that I&#8217;m here to do this.  And it&#8217;s easy.<\/p>\n<p>There are five attorneys (some of them work partly here, partly in the office in Pueblo), four legal assistants, and one receptionist.  There is one part-time bookkeeper, who seemed very impressed that I brought in an already completed W4. <\/p>\n<p>So far I&#8217;ve met three of the attorneys.  One of the legal assistants has the day off.  The main attorney seems to have a sense of humor.  He is &#8220;bookaholic&#8221; as the receptionist says, and there are books stacked everywhere all over the office.  There are also really cool pieces of artwork (some of them look like they&#8217;re very old) stacked against any empty walls.<\/p>\n<p>At the moment, I have a laptop, which is very useful for carrying to the files and just typing in the people&#8217;s names off them.  The IT guys are contractors who come in when we need something.  They set me up with a login on the laptop, but I don&#8217;t have e-mail yet.  They also neglected to put in the wireless network&#8217;s information into the laptop (although, it&#8217;s possible that there isn&#8217;t one).  So when I&#8217;m reading to print out labels, I take the laptop to a little cubby way in the back by my room full of files and plug it into a network cable.  Then I go to the lady&#8217;s desk who isn&#8217;t here today and print my labels.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad I got a pair of pants, because I&#8217;m mainly just wrestling with boxes and huge files on the floor today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s my first day at my new job. I&#8217;m on my lunch break (from 12 to 1). I can stay in the office or go out, but the door gets locked, so I can&#8217;t come back in until 1. I brought a V8 for lunch, but the receptionist also brought in Einstein Bro&#8217;s bagels&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2599,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions\/2599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}