{"id":2751,"date":"2011-01-01T20:59:17","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T03:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2751"},"modified":"2011-01-01T20:59:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T03:59:18","slug":"ben-and-amanda-didnt-bring-their-stockings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=2751","title":{"rendered":"Ben and Amanda didn&#8217;t bring their stockings&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?attachment_id=2752\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2752\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0131-600x449.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hung by the fire with care\" width=\"600\" height=\"449\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2752\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0131-600x449.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0131-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;so they got oven mitts.  <\/p>\n<p>Ben got everyone anti-snoring nasal strips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;so they got oven mitts. Ben got everyone anti-snoring nasal strips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2751"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2756,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions\/2756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}