{"id":364,"date":"1996-03-10T16:24:05","date_gmt":"1996-03-10T22:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=364"},"modified":"1996-03-10T16:24:05","modified_gmt":"1996-03-10T22:24:05","slug":"an-ode-to-a-poet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to a Poet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forced words<br \/>\nWhey and curds<br \/>\nFlying bullcrap<br \/>\nThudding turds<br \/>\nReal sigh<br \/>\nRiding high<br \/>\nShot down to earth<br \/>\nBy a pie<br \/>\nWho put this pastry in my face?<br \/>\nWho caused this mess, made this disgrace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forced words Whey and curds Flying bullcrap Thudding turds Real sigh Riding high Shot down to earth By a pie Who put this pastry in my face? Who caused this mess, made this disgrace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}