{"id":379,"date":"1996-06-23T20:00:53","date_gmt":"1996-06-24T02:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=379"},"modified":"2005-04-12T15:22:16","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T21:22:16","slug":"gasket-inventory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"Gasket inventory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay.  I have too much oil in my car.  Any suggestions as to what to do?  Besides &#8220;blow a gasket&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>In other news, as I was checking my oil and starting my engine (which it did nicely), I also got the bag of garbage out of my trunk and fished the grapefruit juice cans out of conveniently tucked away places.  That led to a fruitless search for more trash and quick inventory of odd things in my car:<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s the 2 lb. Bowie knife I keep under my seat,<br \/>\nmy anti-theft device club (the sawed off end of a shovel handle),<br \/>\nthe can of soup in the trunk,<br \/>\nthe M.R.E. in the backseat,<br \/>\nand the baseball glove in the front.<\/p>\n<p>There will be a quiz following.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I have too much oil in my car. Any suggestions as to what to do? Besides &#8220;blow a gasket&#8221;? In other news, as I was checking my oil and starting my engine (which it did nicely), I also got the bag of garbage out of my trunk and fished the grapefruit juice cans out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}