{"id":386,"date":"1996-09-27T21:06:25","date_gmt":"1996-09-28T03:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=386"},"modified":"2006-09-30T15:06:38","modified_gmt":"2006-09-30T21:06:38","slug":"workstudy-permit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Workstudy Permit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stephen made a point about no true altruism existing in the world last<br \/>\nnight in the B&#038;N parking lot.  I pulled my wallet out of my back pocket<br \/>\nand pulled out a dollar bill and handed it to him.  Neither he nor Karen<br \/>\nwould take it, but Cris Hyatt did.  Then she tried to give it back to me,<br \/>\nbut I wouldn&#8217;t take it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m entirely too generous.  I leave large tips wherever I go.  Last night<br \/>\nmy bill for my tea and the cheese fries I split with Hyatt was $4<br \/>\nsomething, but I left a two dollar tip.  I guess I&#8217;m trying to make up<br \/>\nfor giving the waitresses a hard time.  Flame was complaining about being<br \/>\nout of coffee, so Maynard said we&#8217;d say something about it.  At that<br \/>\npoint I yelled rather loudly, &#8220;More coffee!&#8221;  &#8220;I thought we&#8217;d wait till<br \/>\nshe came BACK,&#8221; said Maynard, &#8220;But oh well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m up at the computer lab at school, BTW.  I carefully read the new<br \/>\nsigns tacked up about how EVERYONE using the lab has to sign in and then<br \/>\nwent straight back to the room with the internet connection without<br \/>\nsigning anything.  The work studies at the front desk never tell anyone<br \/>\nto sign in unless they want to give them a hard time.  And I&#8217;m a senior.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m invincible.  Most of the work studies are little freshmen and<br \/>\nsophomores who haven&#8217;t learned that they can make a pile more money<br \/>\nelsewhere than the lab.<\/p>\n<p>I get asked if I&#8217;m a workstudy up here in the lab, which is hilarious,<br \/>\nsince I know very little about IBMs.  I actually know a heck of a lot<br \/>\nmore than I did when I started hanging around the lab (like how to<br \/>\nrestart the computer, although that doesn&#8217;t take much knowledge, just<br \/>\nconfidence that you won&#8217;t get into trouble doing it).  I was talking to<br \/>\nHedge in the lab on Tuesday, and a chick in there asked me, &#8220;Are you a<br \/>\nworkstudy?&#8221;  &#8220;No,&#8221; I replied, &#8220;But I play one on TV.&#8221;  Hedge started<br \/>\nlaughing at the thought of me being a workstudy, and then it took some<br \/>\nconvincing that i WASN&#8217;T one.  &#8220;You aren&#8217;t Hilda?&#8221; asked the girl.<br \/>\nFunny, Nathan called me Hildegard once.  In the lab, I think.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like a Josta, but I&#8217;ve got an hour car ride to the gulf shores in<br \/>\na few minutes.  I&#8217;m riding with Hyatt and Robyn and probably someone<br \/>\nelse.  Cris said last night, &#8220;You know, you have to go to the spring<br \/>\nbanquet.&#8221;  That set me off glumly saying, &#8220;I have to go to the spring<br \/>\nbanquet,&#8221; all night.  Till Karen called us bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>Cris suggested we resign as SGA officers and leave Robyn (the secretary<br \/>\nof the senior class) to plan the spring banquet herself.  I thought that<br \/>\nwas incredibly humorous.  Stephen called me a worthless human being for<br \/>\nsaying I was going to be doing homework instead of going to the spring<br \/>\nbanquet with the guy who asked me my freshman year.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I best make my way over to the dorms.  I may go out with Hedge and<br \/>\ncompany when I get back on Sat.  They&#8217;re going to this Thai restaurant, I<br \/>\nthink.  I&#8217;ve never really had the Indian food experience.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get caught between the disgruntled letter carrier and the press.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stephen made a point about no true altruism existing in the world last night in the B&#038;N parking lot. I pulled my wallet out of my back pocket and pulled out a dollar bill and handed it to him. Neither he nor Karen would take it, but Cris Hyatt did. 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