{"id":391,"date":"1997-01-15T21:25:39","date_gmt":"1997-01-16T03:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=391"},"modified":"1997-01-15T21:25:39","modified_gmt":"1997-01-16T03:25:39","slug":"forgotten-haircuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"forgotten haircuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remembered a few minutes before 11 that I had agreed to cut Andy&#8217;s hair<br \/>\ntoday.  Of course, I&#8217;d forgotten my clippers.  He had bought me a pizza<br \/>\nanyway.  We sat out in front of Cuyahoga and ate and discussed things.<br \/>\nThree guys approached us with pens and paper asking, almost shyly, &#8220;Uh,<br \/>\nare either of you an only child?&#8221;  We replied in the negative.  &#8220;What<br \/>\nabout a musical instrument, do you play one?&#8221;  &#8220;Nope,&#8221; said Andy.  &#8220;I<br \/>\ndo,&#8221; I said.  &#8220;You do?  What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;  I wrote my name down in a<br \/>\nblank next to a line of text on one of the guys&#8217; paper and told the other<br \/>\none how to spell it.  &#8220;Born in March?&#8221;  I nodded and wrote my name<br \/>\nagain.  &#8220;Wow, we&#8217;re racking up on you!&#8221;  As they started to leave, one of<br \/>\nthem offhandedly read off, &#8220;Forget to put on deodorant this morning?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I said, as they looked almost pleased and all three of them<br \/>\nscribbled down my name.  &#8220;What&#8217;s this for?&#8221; asked Andy.  &#8220;An exercise in<br \/>\ngetting acquainted.&#8221;  &#8220;Well,&#8221; I said, &#8220;Then let&#8217;s get acquainted.  You<br \/>\nall know my name by now.  What&#8217;s yours?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>When they walked away, I said to Andy, &#8220;I may be the only person on<br \/>\ncampus who would admit to that.&#8221;  &#8220;I think you&#8217;re right, Joanna.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had some time till my next class, so I went to the BP, filled up my<br \/>\ntires, and bought some lip balm, O.J., and a lemon-poppy seed muffin.<br \/>\nThen I took all of that, except for the lip balm for me, and a gallon of<br \/>\nwater from our well and a box full of pills and tea and honey up to Cris<br \/>\nHyatt&#8217;s room.  She tore into the muffin, since it&#8217;s the first thing she&#8217;d<br \/>\neaten all day.  I made her some tea in the microwave down the hall and<br \/>\ngave her instructions on what pills and drops to take when.  Then I went<br \/>\nto the Russian Lit class.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m up in the computer lab now, since I have rehearsal at 4.  A girl just<br \/>\ncame and pulled out the chair at the terminal next to me.  &#8220;Anyone<br \/>\nsitting here?&#8221; she asked.  I shook my head in reply, as I was in the<br \/>\nmiddle of a sentence.  After she sat down, and I&#8217;d finished my train of<br \/>\nthought, I said, &#8220;Someone is now.&#8221;  &#8220;What?&#8221;  &#8220;Someone&#8217;s there now.&#8221;  &#8220;Oh,&#8221;<br \/>\nshe laughed nervously.<\/p>\n<p>Occasionally, people will ask me if I still have &#8220;that mouse&#8221; and I say<br \/>\n&#8220;He died.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remembered a few minutes before 11 that I had agreed to cut Andy&#8217;s hair today. Of course, I&#8217;d forgotten my clippers. He had bought me a pizza anyway. We sat out in front of Cuyahoga and ate and discussed things. Three guys approached us with pens and paper asking, almost shyly, &#8220;Uh, are either&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}