{"id":398,"date":"1996-03-01T05:37:32","date_gmt":"1996-03-01T11:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=398"},"modified":"1996-03-01T05:37:32","modified_gmt":"1996-03-01T11:37:32","slug":"the-freak-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"The Freak, continued."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, like I said, I got the note that Larry (the freak) wrote me.  It was in<br \/>\na sealed envelope marked &#8220;JOANNA.&#8221;  The letter inside is scrawled in pencil<br \/>\non a piece of notebook paper.  The date is stamped at the top with the stamp<br \/>\nthey use in the library to mark books being checked out.  Here&#8217;s what it<br \/>\nsays:<\/p>\n<p>Joanna <-- Is that how it is?\n\n  First of all, _I_ don't even know why I'm writing this.  I guess cuz our\nperson to person conversation got thrown out the window.  Look, I'm writing\nthis in the most sincere and humble way I know how.  I don't know if guys are\nall over you all the time but I was just trying to be nice.  I'm not from\nthis country and I don't have many friends, aquintancees <-? plenty but\nfriend definetely few.  I swear I'm not trying to come on to you, but your\nway of carrying yourself is very likable.  I know you probably think I'm an\nidiot but all I want is cool friends and if I only had a chance to prove\nmyself maybe you'd agree to be my friend too.  Joanna, I don't know if you\nwere mad that night at someone or whatever, but I apologize if it was\nsomething I said.  All I want is to be your friend.  I even checked your\ntelephone #, but I'd never invade privacy that way.  I'm not about that.  I\nhope that you can sway your past feelings towards me and give this kid a\nbreak.  Well, I hope you haven't ripped this up by now and if you see me\ncross your path I'd deeply apreciate a smile, hi, whatever.\n                   LARRY\n\nHopefully, I got all the spelling errors and stuff included.  When I got to\nthe part about my telephone number, I just started laughing loudly in the\ncomputer lab where I was reading it this afternoon.\n\nI dunno.  I indentify with freaks for some reason.  Maybe because I've done\nthe pink hair and nose ring thing for a day before.  Maybe because I admire\nthem.  Maybe because I really don't fit in myself.  Maybe because I am one?\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, like I said, I got the note that Larry (the freak) wrote me. It was in a sealed envelope marked &#8220;JOANNA.&#8221; The letter inside is scrawled in pencil on a piece of notebook paper. The date is stamped at the top with the stamp they use in the library to mark books being checked&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}