{"id":405,"date":"1996-03-16T16:02:30","date_gmt":"1996-03-16T22:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=405"},"modified":"2005-04-12T19:50:33","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T01:50:33","slug":"movie-rentals-toaster-ovens-and-the-ides-of-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Movie rentals, toaster ovens, and the Ides of March"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I went looking for videos of Othello and King Lear, since I had a<br \/>\npaper on them due Friday.  Dr. Allums shouldn&#8217;t be back at school till<br \/>\nMonday, however, so I think I&#8217;ll just write one and go in early Monday<br \/>\nmorning to stick it in his door.  My search for cinematic Shakespeare led me<br \/>\nto the Blockbuster on Moffet Rd.  They didn&#8217;t have either.  I was on my way<br \/>\nhome, when I decided to turn around and check the one on Airport.  My path<br \/>\ntook me directly by the Springhill branch of the public library, however, so<br \/>\nI stopped in there to see if they had either one.  Nothing doing.  So I got<br \/>\nback in the car (I&#8217;m going on just a couple hours of sleep here, having gone<br \/>\nto bed at 4 the night before) and fought traffic down to the Blockbuster on<br \/>\nAirport.<\/p>\n<p>I went inside and waited for a lady to notice me so I could ask if they had<br \/>\nKing Lear while a man butted in line in front of me.  Turns out they had a<br \/>\n1987 version.  It looked really weird, so I got it.  I skimmed through the<br \/>\ntitles in the drama area looking for Othello but found Julius Caesar instead.<br \/>\n I picked it up, since we did that in class earlier, then headed over to the<br \/>\nclassics area.  Sure enough, there was Orson Wells&#8217; Othello.  I picked it up<br \/>\ntoo and returned Julius Caesar to his shelf.  It was then that I realized<br \/>\nwhat day it was.  March 15.  The Ides of March.  The day Julius Caesar was<br \/>\nassassinated.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I&#8217;d made my selection, there was another formidable line at the<br \/>\ncheckout counter.  I picked the one where someone was leaving, and handed the<br \/>\nvideos to the clerk, who wore a tag saying &#8220;Manager.&#8221;  Then I remembered that<br \/>\nmy Blockbuster card wasn&#8217;t in my wallet but in my purse, which was still in<br \/>\nthe car.  He said that was okay, all he needed was my drivers license.  &#8220;Is<br \/>\nit under your name?&#8221; he asked.  I told him it was probably under my parents&#8217;<br \/>\nnames.  &#8220;All we have in here is a George Brenner,&#8221; he said before adding, &#8220;If<br \/>\nyou haven&#8217;t used your card for a while it bumps it from the system.&#8221;  I told<br \/>\nhim I&#8217;d get my card from the car.  I came back to find his desk empty except<br \/>\nfor my videos, which were out of reach behind the counter.  I waited for him<br \/>\nto return.  He took my card.  &#8220;Driver&#8217;s license?&#8221; he said again.  Then he<br \/>\nadded, &#8220;Only the person who&#8217;s name is on the card can renew it.&#8221;  My mom&#8217;s<br \/>\nname was on the card.  &#8220;You&#8217;ll have to fill out a new application,&#8221; he handed<br \/>\nme a pen and pointed over to a table across the store.  I came back and<br \/>\nwaited in line again, this time with an entertainment magazine containing an<br \/>\narticle about Alanis Morisette.  I handed the application and pen back to the<br \/>\nman behind the counter while still reading the magazine.  By the time he&#8217;d<br \/>\nfinished making me a new card and checked out the video, I&#8217;d finished the<br \/>\narticle.  A potentially frustrating experience actually turned out to be<br \/>\nenlightening.<\/p>\n<p>Jonah<\/p>\n<p>do I really need to get out more?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, by the way, the Othello was marvelous.  Well, pretty good anyway.  They<br \/>\njust don&#8217;t make pictures like that anymore.  The Lear was&#8230; very odd.  I<br \/>\nwatched it last night after everyone left my house or went to bed.  If you<br \/>\nhadn&#8217;t read Lear, it would make very little sense.  If you had, it wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nhave made any at all.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I enjoyed it.  Probably for that reason.<\/p>\n<p>I want a video camera.  I want to make movies<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and this letter has absolutely nothing to do with toaster ovens, in case<br \/>\nyou hadn&#8217;t guessed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I went looking for videos of Othello and King Lear, since I had a paper on them due Friday. Dr. Allums shouldn&#8217;t be back at school till Monday, however, so I think I&#8217;ll just write one and go in early Monday morning to stick it in his door. 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