{"id":406,"date":"1996-03-15T02:44:56","date_gmt":"1996-03-15T08:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=406"},"modified":"1996-03-15T02:44:56","modified_gmt":"1996-03-15T08:44:56","slug":"tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wild.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t watch much TV.  I really don&#8217;t.  Movies, videos, I watch my fair<br \/>\nshare.  But ever since I got a modem, TV hasn&#8217;t held nearly the appeal for<br \/>\nme.  I mean, why sit passively and watch something when you can interact?<br \/>\n Why view a projection of the world when you can be involved in the real<br \/>\nthing?  Okay, okay, so maybe the Internet isn&#8217;t reality, but it&#8217;s closer.<br \/>\n And, in my eyes, more entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>I went downstairs just now to get some juice to keep me from snoozing over my<br \/>\nGreek translations.  After I poured myself some apple juice, I discovered the<br \/>\nbaggie with a few crumbs left over from the brownies last night.  Instead of<br \/>\nreturning immediately upstairs, I sat down at the kitchen table and scooped<br \/>\nthe brownie remnants into my mouth, leaving the juice for later.  I like<br \/>\napple juice, and I like brownies, but not simultanously.  This is why I<br \/>\npicked up a magazine with three of the cast members of the TV show &#8220;Friends&#8221;<br \/>\nplastered across the front.  I figured since I never actually watch the show,<br \/>\nI might as well read up on it to see what the big deal is all about.<\/p>\n<p>Well, okay, never is too strong a word.  I saw about 60 seconds of one<br \/>\nepisode once several months ago.  Then when I was in Nebraska this January, I<br \/>\nwatched perhaps half an episode.<\/p>\n<p>As I read the article, it talked about the show and then discussed three<br \/>\nscenes in detail.  Was I ever surprised to realize I&#8217;d seen two of them.  One<br \/>\nof them had a direct quote from the show&#8230; the one I&#8217;d seen one minute of.<\/p>\n<p>I dunno.  It&#8217;s things like that that make me do a double take on life.  I<br \/>\nhear mathamaticians call coincidences like that &#8220;clumping.&#8221;  Like a jar full<br \/>\nof jelly beans.  At least, that was the analogy I heard.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kinda like another experience.  I&#8217;ve only seen &#8220;Saved by the Bell&#8221;<br \/>\ntwice.  The same episode both times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wild. I don&#8217;t watch much TV. I really don&#8217;t. Movies, videos, I watch my fair share. But ever since I got a modem, TV hasn&#8217;t held nearly the appeal for me. I mean, why sit passively and watch something when you can interact? Why view a projection of the world when you can be involved&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}