{"id":421,"date":"1996-04-08T23:08:39","date_gmt":"1996-04-09T05:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=421"},"modified":"1996-04-08T23:08:39","modified_gmt":"1996-04-09T05:08:39","slug":"aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=421","title":{"rendered":"Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came home this evening, after making a fool of myself at the forum, to find<br \/>\ntwo envelopes waiting for me on the stairs, where my mom places my &#8220;real&#8221;<br \/>\nmail.  One was from US Air.  A promotion, no doubt.  The other bore the words<br \/>\n&#8220;The Heritage Foundation&#8221; in the upper left hand corner.  &#8220;A letter of<br \/>\nrejection,&#8221; I predicted as I, nontheless, ran excitedly up the stairs and<br \/>\ndumped the other things I was carrying on my bed.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t think,&#8221; I told<br \/>\nmyself in the time it took me to rip open the envelope, unfold the paper<br \/>\ninside, and read, &#8220;I regret to inform you that The Heritage Foundation is<br \/>\nunable to offer you an internship for the summer of 1996&#8230;&#8221;  The rest of the<br \/>\nletter was more of the same.<\/p>\n<p>But another sheet of paper in the same envelope caught my attention.  I<br \/>\nturned it over and was suddenly surprised to see a copy of a memo &#8220;From- Sara<br \/>\nJ. Fitzgerald.&#8221;  I almost jumped.  Across the top was the logo for Americans<br \/>\nFor Tax Reform.  It was about internship oportunities at ATR.  I guess<br \/>\nHeritage included the memo in all their rejection letters?  It said for<br \/>\ninterested applicants to send resumes to their address.  I&#8217;d already done<br \/>\nthat.<\/p>\n<p>Amazed at this, I took the letter downstairs to show mom.  &#8220;Sara Fitzgerald,&#8221;<br \/>\nshe said, &#8220;She called today.  I told her you would be home this afternoon.<br \/>\n She asked you to call her to set up a phone interview.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Today?&#8221; I blinked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes.  If you&#8217;d call home sometimes, you&#8217;d find out these things!&#8221; mom<br \/>\nanswered, somewhat irritably.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to call her in the morning.  I dunno.  This much coincidence in<br \/>\none day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, as my favorite quote from the movie _Close Encounters of the Third<br \/>\nKind_ says, &#8220;This means something.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came home this evening, after making a fool of myself at the forum, to find two envelopes waiting for me on the stairs, where my mom places my &#8220;real&#8221; mail. One was from US Air. A promotion, no doubt. The other bore the words &#8220;The Heritage Foundation&#8221; in the upper left hand corner. &#8220;A&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}