{"id":433,"date":"1996-04-03T00:41:32","date_gmt":"1996-04-03T06:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=433"},"modified":"1996-04-03T00:41:32","modified_gmt":"1996-04-03T06:41:32","slug":"fun-with-financial-aid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=433","title":{"rendered":"Fun with financial aid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I registered for the Fall Semester today.<\/p>\n<p>Usually the excitement of picking new classes to take in the coming months is<br \/>\noutweighed by the annoyance I feel at the red tape one has to go through in<br \/>\norder to achieve this task.  I remember registering for my second semester of<br \/>\ncollege.  I talked to my advisor, stood in line at the registrars office<br \/>\nwhere they told me, in a very haughty tone, that I needed his signature.  I<br \/>\nwalked across campus to go back to him, got him to sign it, waited in line,<br \/>\nand was told that I needed to go the business office first.  Stood in line<br \/>\nthere&#8230; etc&#8230;  It was a memorable, but not pleasant, experience.<\/p>\n<p>The people in those offices are not very nice.  Let&#8217;s leave it at that.<\/p>\n<p>Today I figured it would be a breeze.  I&#8217;ve gone through the procedure so<br \/>\nmany times that I must have it down pat.  Except that I tend to forget<br \/>\nexactly how to go about it.  Fortunately, for the first time, they&#8217;ve posted<br \/>\ninstructions in plain sight on how to register.  Double checking the list<br \/>\ntaped to the wall to make sure I needed to go to the business office first, I<br \/>\nwaited behind a couple of people.  When my turn came, I was told to proceed<br \/>\nto the Financial Aid office to get a memo.  &#8220;Financial Aid.  Memo,&#8221; I<br \/>\nrepeated to myself, making my way down the hall.<\/p>\n<p>The Financial Aid office is actually kind of nice.  The Registrars and<br \/>\nBusiness Offices are separated from the hall by a counter and glass with<br \/>\nholes to talk and push papers through.  That makes it a little hard to<br \/>\ncommunicate with the people on the other side, but I suppose it keeps them<br \/>\nfrom getting strangled by irate students.  I don&#8217;t blame them.  The students,<br \/>\nthat is.  But the Financial Aid office is a real office where one opens a<br \/>\nreal door, waits on real couches, and talks to someone behind a real desk.<br \/>\n Every time I&#8217;ve been in there, the employees have been helpful and patient<br \/>\nas they tried to explain the intricacies of getting money.  Or not paying as<br \/>\nmuch.<\/p>\n<p>This time was no exception.  The lady was quite courteous (at least as<br \/>\nopposed to the attitude usually emanating from the talk holes under the sign<br \/>\nmarked &#8220;Business Office&#8221;).  &#8220;Memo,&#8221; I said with my best puzzled expression<br \/>\nthat says, please don&#8217;t ask my any questions because I really don&#8217;t<br \/>\nunderstand the significance of the word I&#8217;ve just spoken.  There was no need<br \/>\nfor it, however.  The lady immediately took the papers in my hand and typed<br \/>\npurposefully into the computer on her real desk.<\/p>\n<p>I looked around me.  A guy from my World Religions class was filing folders<br \/>\nnearby.  A couple I know was standing behind me.  I sensed an audience.  &#8220;You<br \/>\nknow,&#8221; I began, &#8220;it sure is nice to come into this office and be greeted by<br \/>\nsuch courteous service.  Every time I&#8217;ve been in here it has been a pleasant<br \/>\nexperience.&#8221;  &#8220;Oh,&#8221; answered the woman behind the real desk, grinning warmly,<br \/>\n&#8220;I wish you&#8217;d tell that to people down the hall.&#8221;  &#8220;I should do that,&#8221; I<br \/>\nsaid, &#8220;I&#8217;ll go into Mike Magnoli&#8217;s office and tell him what a wonderful job<br \/>\nthe people in the Financial Aid office do.  Because every time I come in<br \/>\nhere, it makes my day that much more pleasant.&#8221;  The couple behind me began<br \/>\nto giggle.  The lady was starting to laugh.  &#8220;I&#8217;m serious,&#8221; I added not at<br \/>\nall seriously, &#8220;Everyone in here is cheerful, helpful, and polite.  It makes<br \/>\nme happy just standing in this room.&#8221;  The woman stopped laughing to get out,<br \/>\n&#8220;You need to fill out the Alabama Student Grant forms.  I&#8217;ll give them to<br \/>\nyou, and you can just bring them back sometime.&#8221;  &#8220;Oh, I could fill them out<br \/>\nright now,&#8221; I offered.  &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, just bring them to me,&#8221; she insisted.<br \/>\n &#8220;Well, if you want me to leave&#8230;&#8221; I began to pout.  &#8220;You can do it here!&#8221;<br \/>\nshe grinned.  &#8220;All right.  This way I can stay within this aura of happiness<br \/>\neven longer,&#8221; I sat down on one of the real couches and began scribbling in<br \/>\nthe information it demanded.<\/p>\n<p>When I was done, I brought the papers back to the real desk.  The lady took<br \/>\nthem from my hands once again and skimmed over them, &#8220;Good, very good.&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8220;Wow,&#8221; I exclaimed softly, &#8220;Not only this feeling of happiness but I get<br \/>\naffirmation for doing a good job as well.  This is too much.&#8221;  I walked to<br \/>\nthe door, turned and said, &#8220;Thank you very much for making my day more<br \/>\npleasant.&#8221;  She grinned again and answered, &#8220;Come back sometime!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I headed straight for the president Dr. Magnoli&#8217;s office.  Magnoli has an<br \/>\n&#8220;open door&#8221; policy so that any student can come in, but hardly anyone ever<br \/>\ndoes.  Most of the students don&#8217;t even know what he looks like.  But the door<br \/>\nto the office of the presidency was open, so I walked in.  I could see the<br \/>\n&#8220;Big Man on Campus&#8221; in the inner office talking to someone on a couch.  I<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t ask to talk to him since he was busy.  Instead I directed my<br \/>\nattention to the secretary sitting behind a huge desk in front of me.  She<br \/>\nwas directing her whole attention on me walking in with my greasy hair,<br \/>\nt-shirt, denim shirt, jeans, and untied high tops.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just came over from the Financial Aid Office,&#8221; I started, my brow wrinkled<br \/>\nseriously, &#8220;and I just wanted to say that every time I&#8217;ve been in there, they<br \/>\nhave been very courteous and helpful and have made my day more pleasant.&#8221;<br \/>\n Her face was a torn combination of shock and elation.  &#8220;Well, ah,&#8221; she<br \/>\nseemed unsure of what to say as she grabbed for a pen and scrap of paper,<br \/>\n&#8220;Thank you!  We don&#8217;t get many positive comments.  Usually people just<br \/>\ncomplain, it&#8217;s the other way around.  I&#8217;ll be sure to let Dr. Magnoli know.<br \/>\n What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;  I&#8217;m not sure why she needed my name, but I gave it to<br \/>\nher anyway, spelling my last name.<\/p>\n<p>Finally I made it to the business office where the lady behind the glass said<br \/>\nthrough the hole, &#8220;You have a credit of 536 dollars.  Would you like a check<br \/>\nrequest for it?&#8221;  I have no idea where that extra half a grand came from, but<br \/>\nthinking on my feet, I answered, &#8220;Sure!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it does pay to be nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I registered for the Fall Semester today. Usually the excitement of picking new classes to take in the coming months is outweighed by the annoyance I feel at the red tape one has to go through in order to achieve this task. I remember registering for my second semester of college. 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