{"id":434,"date":"1996-04-03T21:28:28","date_gmt":"1996-04-04T03:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=434"},"modified":"1996-04-03T21:28:28","modified_gmt":"1996-04-04T03:28:28","slug":"three-paragraphs-three-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=434","title":{"rendered":"Three paragraphs.  Three minutes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bad feeling to wake up in the morning and think, do I have a paper due<br \/>\ntoday?  I try not to do this very often, but it happened, nonetheless,<br \/>\nyesterday at 8:16 a.m.  I habitually set my alarm for 8:15 every Tuesday and<br \/>\nThursday mornings, but it takes me a minute or so to exit dreamland and<br \/>\nachieve sentience in reality.  The next thought was equally abrupt but not<br \/>\nquite as disturbing: perhaps I have a test today.  Then I remembered taking a<br \/>\ntest in that class the last time we met.  No, there would be no test.  But&#8230;<br \/>\n my only answer lay in the syllabus enclosed in the three-ring binder in my<br \/>\nbook bag.  I didn&#8217;t have far to reach for it.  My bed is queen sized, and I<br \/>\nhave a custom of putting things of importance on my bed to deal with later.<br \/>\n I may be a slob, but I do make an effort to make my bed every day to give my<br \/>\nroom at least one corner of order.  Otherwise, my living space is an<br \/>\nexcellent example of the Second Law of Thermodynamics in action.  What I<br \/>\nfound, however, is that I could sleep on half of my bed and leave all the<br \/>\nother things that had piled up during the day on the other side.  Only rarely<br \/>\ndo I have such a restless night that I inadvertently kick one of the items of<br \/>\nimportance over and off onto the floor, waking up when whatever it was thumps<br \/>\nto the ground.<\/p>\n<p>So sitting up in bed, I reached over and pulled my book bag over, opened it,<br \/>\nand flipped to the appropriate section.  Two page paper on Rousseau&#8217;s Second<br \/>\nDiscourse, due April 2.  April 2, was that today?  My slumber filled mind<br \/>\nstruggled with this new concept of chronology.  Yesterday was April Fool&#8217;s<br \/>\nDay, unless someone had been playing an elaborate joke on me.  Today was<br \/>\nApril 2.  I had a paper due.  I&#8217;d forgotten all about it.  Modern Political<br \/>\nTheory was my first class of the day.  There was no way I could read the<br \/>\nSecond Discourse and write a paper on it when I&#8217;d set my alarm for just<br \/>\nenough time to get to school without being late.  The frustration of these<br \/>\nrealizations overwhelmed me.  My first utterance that day was not an<br \/>\nuplifting one.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that I have a good average in that class.  By handing the<br \/>\npaper in late, I only get docked one point from a four point scale.  And we<br \/>\nwrite several papers.  And they get averaged in with the tests.  So I&#8217;m not<br \/>\nreally in danger of much of anything as a result of my absentmindedness.<br \/>\n Well, not in this case.  But this is the first paper I&#8217;ll have ever handed<br \/>\nin late.  And that irritates me.  Because it&#8217;s for no good reason at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bad feeling to wake up in the morning and think, do I have a paper due today? I try not to do this very often, but it happened, nonetheless, yesterday at 8:16 a.m. I habitually set my alarm for 8:15 every Tuesday and Thursday mornings, but it takes me a minute or so&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}