{"id":435,"date":"1996-04-02T10:30:59","date_gmt":"1996-04-02T16:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=435"},"modified":"2007-02-11T14:57:21","modified_gmt":"2007-02-11T21:57:21","slug":"late-nights-early-mornings-and-photogenic-scorpions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Late nights, early mornings, and photogenic scorpions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel a lot better than I did about an hour ago.  It may have to do with<br \/>\nhaving eaten supper.  Or perhaps because I laughed during meal time.  Maybe<br \/>\nit&#8217;s because my sister sprained, and possibly, broke her ankle today, and I&#8217;m<br \/>\nnot in as much pain as she is.<\/p>\n<p>Pain.  It&#8217;s not that bad, really.  I&#8217;m upstairs in the new room we recently<br \/>\nbuilt.  Our new found Australian friends left today, so the room, and<br \/>\ntherefore the computer in it, is now free.  This is good because my brother<br \/>\nis on the computer downstairs.  I&#8217;ve got the incandescent lamp in the corner<br \/>\nturned on to illuminate the room in a soft glow.  I turned the computer<br \/>\nmonitor&#8217;s contrast knob all the way down so that it wouldn&#8217;t be glaring into<br \/>\nmy eyes.  All because I have a headache.<\/p>\n<p>The reason for my discomfort no doubt lies in my erratic sleeping habits.  I<br \/>\ntook a nap yesterday afternoon and consequently didn&#8217;t realize just how late<br \/>\nit was last night when I quitted the Internet and hit my Greek homework.  It<br \/>\nwas 2 or 2:30 a.m. by the time I finally gave up and went to bed.  I needed<br \/>\nto get up early the next morning because my picture was being taken at school<br \/>\ntoday along with all the other award recipients at the religion department<br \/>\nand honor society ceremony, where I got the Greek award.  Dr. Berry, my Greek<br \/>\ninstructor, told me to show up at the chapel on Monday morning to get<br \/>\nphotographed.  I asked if I should wear anything special.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I got my photo taken at school was after I received the<br \/>\nElementary (first year) Greek award two years ago.  Dr. Berry had accosted me<br \/>\nin the hall that morning and requested my presence in the photograph.  He<br \/>\nsuggested I wear something nice.  &#8220;Look,&#8221; I&#8217;d told him, &#8220;I have classes from<br \/>\nnow till then, and I live half an hour away.  There&#8217;s no way I can change<br \/>\nclothes.&#8221;  So that photo portrayed several young men in coats and ties and me<br \/>\nstanding there in my UM t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p>This time I decided to ask beforehand what I should wear.  &#8220;Wear whatever<br \/>\nwould make you look as you would like to appear in the paper and the Alabama<br \/>\nBaptist&#8221; something or other, he answered.  &#8220;Oh,&#8221; I said, &#8220;So I could dye my<br \/>\nhair pink and wear chains and ripped clothes and&#8230;&#8221;  &#8220;Wear a dress!&#8221; he cut<br \/>\nme off.<\/p>\n<p>So this morning saw me getting up early to don a denim dress.  As I drove to<br \/>\nschool, I realized that I was going to arrive there much earlier than I<br \/>\nneeded to.  I suddenly remembered that my alarm had been set, not for the<br \/>\nusual time I get up on Fridays, but the much too early time I had to rise<br \/>\nthis Saturday in order to attend a conference with Mom.  I got to school a<br \/>\nfull 45 minutes before I actually needed to be there.  Not having anything<br \/>\nelse to do, and not feeling like doing much of anything, I parked near the<br \/>\nchapel, where we were supposed to get our pictures taken, leaned my head<br \/>\nback, and fell asleep in my car.<\/p>\n<p>At 8:55, no one else was showing up for photographs.  Another epiphany hit<br \/>\nme.  Perhaps Dr. Berry had said 9:55 and not 8:55.  That would certainly seem<br \/>\nthe case.  Sighing, I slugged my book bag over my shoulder and entered the<br \/>\nFine Arts Building.  Inside there was a note taped to the door to my<br \/>\nclassroom reading, &#8220;Dr. Berry&#8217;s 9:00 Greek class will not meet today.  Have<br \/>\nthe assigned text translated for Wednesday.&#8221;  Double sigh.  Not only had I<br \/>\ngotten up much earlier than I thought I had to, my first class was even<br \/>\ncanceled.  I trudged to the snack shop, purchased a machine chugged<br \/>\ncappuccino, and sat down at an empty table to work on my Greek.<\/p>\n<p>Cris Hyatt came in, spotted me, and sat down.  She and I are running for<br \/>\npresident and vice-president of the Senior Class respectively.  We ran last<br \/>\nyear together as well.  She won, and I lost.  This year, my competitor<br \/>\ndecided not to seek re-election, leaving a void for me to fill.  And it<br \/>\nappears I will fill it.  &#8220;No one has signed up to run against us,&#8221; Cris told<br \/>\nme, &#8220;and the deadline is over.&#8221;  &#8220;So now we can campaign needlessly?&#8221; I<br \/>\nasked.  &#8220;Hey!&#8221; I added, &#8220;Let&#8217;s make signs that say, &#8216;VOTE&#8230; like it<br \/>\nmatters.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A couple of other people joined us, but I had to leave them in order to get<br \/>\nto the chapel to try to get my picture taken again.  There didn&#8217;t seem to be<br \/>\nanyone over there, but as I approached, one of the guys I know was standing<br \/>\nnearby with a tie on.  Sure sign of someone hopefully photogenic, I thought.<br \/>\n We were approached by a couple of other well dressed people looking out of<br \/>\nplace.  Then one of the religion professors showed up, soon followed by<br \/>\nsomeone carrying a camera.  I got to class late.<\/p>\n<p>After Public Administration, I told my friend Paul that I wouldn&#8217;t be able to<br \/>\nmeet him after class on Tuesday like I&#8217;d said I would because I had to go<br \/>\nscorpion shopping.  He nodded.  About 30 seconds later he asked, &#8220;Scorpion<br \/>\nshopping?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Update.  My head is better and the downstairs computer with the only working<br \/>\nmodem is finally free.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel a lot better than I did about an hour ago. It may have to do with having eaten supper. Or perhaps because I laughed during meal time. Maybe it&#8217;s because my sister sprained, and possibly, broke her ankle today, and I&#8217;m not in as much pain as she is. Pain. It&#8217;s not that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}