{"id":449,"date":"1996-05-15T02:40:53","date_gmt":"1996-05-15T08:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=449"},"modified":"1996-05-15T02:40:53","modified_gmt":"1996-05-15T08:40:53","slug":"chickhood-classical-guitars-and-chocolate-chess-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Chickhood, classical guitars, and chocolate chess pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I washed my hair today.  Which was good because it had been about a week<br \/>\nsince the last time I did.  It doesn&#8217;t get as icky after that amount of time<br \/>\nin the arid climate of Colorado, but by the time I returned to the South, it<br \/>\nwas obviously past its time.<\/p>\n<p>Because of this, my hair was down when I went to school to return a book to<br \/>\nthe library.  Instead of getting my grades, I got a little card in the mail<br \/>\nsaying I had a problem with the library.  I called them this afternoon when I<br \/>\ngot up and found out that they couldn&#8217;t find a book I&#8217;d checked out for my<br \/>\nresearch paper.  I&#8217;d checked out a bunch of books for that paper from UM and<br \/>\nthe public library.  A pile that reached past my knee when stacked up, as a<br \/>\nmatter of fact.  I&#8217;d returned them all after the paper got turned in.  Well,<br \/>\nMOST of them.  I found one under the seat of my car this morning after<br \/>\ntalking to the library people on the phone and discovering that a book was<br \/>\nstill missing.<\/p>\n<p>I called Mark before I left, since I talked to him on the phone last night<br \/>\nsaying I might come see him at school the next day.  Leaving a message on his<br \/>\nvoice mail, I drove off for school, wondering how the heck I&#8217;d find him.<br \/>\n He&#8217;s in a new trailer (the girls live in dorms, the guys in cottages and<br \/>\ntrailers), and I had no idea which one.  But as I prepared to get out of my<br \/>\ncar in front of the library, he approached my vehicle.  &#8220;Hi!&#8221; I said, opening<br \/>\nmy door.  Brad followed up behind him.  &#8220;Jonah,&#8221; breathed Brad, &#8220;You look<br \/>\nlike a chick.&#8221;  I guess I did with my hair down and shorts and white Nikes<br \/>\non.  &#8220;Nice legs,&#8221; he added.  &#8220;Nice legs,&#8221; Mark concurred.  &#8220;Thank you.&#8221;  &#8220;I<br \/>\nwas expecting the jeans, flannel shirt,&#8221; commented Brad.  &#8220;Yeah, well it&#8217;s<br \/>\nhot today,&#8221; I answered putting my purse with checkbook inside over my<br \/>\nshoulder.  &#8220;You&#8217;ve even got a purse today,&#8221; Brad continued.<\/p>\n<p>We went in to the library.  &#8220;This is late,&#8221; I said sliding the book to the<br \/>\nlady across the counter.  It was indeed almost two weeks late.  She and the<br \/>\nworkstudy looked in vain for its card.  Then the lady who&#8217;s like second in<br \/>\ncommand over there came over to help.  She found the card where she&#8217;d pulled<br \/>\nit waiting for me to call back.  Satisfied, she crossed out my name on a bad<br \/>\nlist and marked some other things.  &#8220;Okay,&#8221; she said looking up at me.<br \/>\n &#8220;That&#8217;s it?&#8221; I asked.  &#8220;Yes, we won&#8217;t make you pay a fine.  We&#8217;re just glad<br \/>\nto have it back.&#8221;  &#8220;Cool,&#8221; I smiled.  &#8220;Now run before I change my mind,&#8221; she<br \/>\nordered.  I left the library quickly with Mark and Brad in tow.<\/p>\n<p>We went over to Mark&#8217;s trailer.  Girls aren&#8217;t allowed inside, but he lives so<br \/>\nfar back now that no one notices.  It&#8217;s pretty nice with a full kitchen.<br \/>\n Brad and I talked about relationships and meaning while Mark played<br \/>\nalternative music tunes on the classical guitar he checked out of the music<br \/>\ndept.  Then he went to eat at the snack shop and I had to go home and cook<br \/>\ndinner.<\/p>\n<p>In other news a quest I&#8217;ve held for a couple of years now finally came to<br \/>\ncompletion.  I&#8217;d been searching for the perfect chocolate chess pie recipie<br \/>\nand found it tonight, quite inadvertantly.  What I really wanted was a<br \/>\nchocolate chip pie recipe, so I flipped through cookbooks radomly trying to<br \/>\nfind one.  My mom has a whole cabinet dedicated to cook books, most of them<br \/>\ngifts she never uses.  I finally cried out in triumph as I flipped to the<br \/>\ncorrect page.  As I rolled out the pie crust, my mom asked what I was making.<br \/>\n I refused to say, as always.  My brother, who is fairly perceptive, didn&#8217;t<br \/>\nask but came over to the cookbook and started reading off the ones on the<br \/>\npage.  &#8220;Chocolate chess?&#8221; he wondered allowed.  &#8220;Chocolate chess?!  Where!&#8221; I<br \/>\ndemanded.  There, right above the one for the chocolate chip pie, it was.<br \/>\n Since the pie crust recipie is for two crusts, I made one of each.  We had<br \/>\nthe chess tonight.  And it was good.  Real good.  I&#8217;m happy with it, and<br \/>\nquite satisfied with myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I washed my hair today. Which was good because it had been about a week since the last time I did. It doesn&#8217;t get as icky after that amount of time in the arid climate of Colorado, but by the time I returned to the South, it was obviously past its time. 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