{"id":462,"date":"1996-06-17T22:01:55","date_gmt":"1996-06-18T04:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=462"},"modified":"2005-04-13T16:50:27","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T22:50:27","slug":"rodents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"Rodents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stalin died in agony.  I feel pretty bad about that, but there really wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nanything I could have done, so at least I don&#8217;t have &#8220;Oh, man, if only I<br \/>\nhad&#8230;&#8221; on my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Ken is going to C&#8217;ville by himself tomorrow, so I&#8217;ll get the office to<br \/>\nmyself.  Woohoo.<\/p>\n<p>It was weird because as I was driving to work this morning, something ran out<br \/>\nin front of the semi ahead of me.  It was bigger than a mouse but smaller<br \/>\nthan a squirrel.  A ground squirrel maybe?  At first I though, maybe it&#8217;s<br \/>\njust a leaf, but then the tires spit out a flattened bit of bloody flesh.<br \/>\n &#8220;CRAP!&#8221; I exclaimed.  Seeing roadkill on the side of the road is one thing.<br \/>\n Watching it happen in front of you is something else.<\/p>\n<p>So I got to watch two rodents die today.  Stalin was in so much pain.  I<br \/>\nthought about wanging his head on the pavement to put him out of his misery.<br \/>\n But I couldn&#8217;t while he still had a chance.  &#8220;Freak,&#8221; I kept repeating to<br \/>\nmyself quietly.  He actually died a lot sooner than I thought he would.  I<br \/>\nguess that&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stalin died in agony. I feel pretty bad about that, but there really wasn&#8217;t anything I could have done, so at least I don&#8217;t have &#8220;Oh, man, if only I had&#8230;&#8221; on my mind. Ken is going to C&#8217;ville by himself tomorrow, so I&#8217;ll get the office to myself. Woohoo. It was weird because as&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}