{"id":4647,"date":"2022-10-18T22:16:02","date_gmt":"2022-10-19T04:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4647"},"modified":"2022-10-18T22:16:02","modified_gmt":"2022-10-19T04:16:02","slug":"x-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4647","title":{"rendered":"X-shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dan, our next competitor,&nbsp;in extreme grocery shopping, has pulled into the Costco parking lot, starting the clock. She&#8217;s flashing her membership card at the door and&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Look at that, Tom, she isn&#8217;t grabbing a cart! It looks like she may be going for a two-store strategy here!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The no-cart play will certainly limit her options, though should help increase her speed, Dan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks like she&#8217;s heading toward the produce.&nbsp; She&#8217;s picked up a 20 pound bag of potatoes!&nbsp; That&#8217;s a good choice from Costco, as they have the best quality Russets, but a really bold choice to carry without a cart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now she&#8217;s slung the sack of potatoes over her left shoulder. That will make it easier to carry, though limit mobility with her left hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks like she just got distracted by the sweet onions, and&#8230;&nbsp;she&#8217;s picked up a bag with her right hand. The no-cart strategy will limit her two just two items at this point&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But no, she&#8217;s moved the bag of onions to her left hand while continuing to balance the potatoes on her shoulder!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And now she&#8217;s picked up a carton of tomatoes with her right hand!&nbsp; Surely this is all one shopper can carry by herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s bobbing and weaving through the other customers, who appear to be getting out of the way of an apparently crazy person&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And she&#8217;s stopped!&nbsp; She has set down the tomatoes and is picking up a bottle of vanilla!&nbsp; No wonder she had to come to Costco! But how is she going to carry four items?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s tucked the vanilla under her arm!&nbsp; Now she&#8217;s making a beeline for the registers. There are several empty self-checkout stations&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And a Costco employee appears to be coming to help!&nbsp; No, wait, the Costco employee is asking the shopper if she&#8217;d like a basket.&nbsp; The shopper is shaking her head.&nbsp; And the employee scans all the items for the shopper!&nbsp; The employee asks again if the shopper wouldn&#8217;t like a basket.&nbsp; But the shopper won&#8217;t have it!&nbsp; She&#8217;s loading herself up again!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s got the receipt tucked between the carton of tomatoes and the bottle of vanilla now in her right hand.&nbsp; Will this even work to get out of the store?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And the shopper gets an assist from the receipt checker at the door who pulls out the receipt, marks it, and wedges it back!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now it will be interesting to see where the shopper goes next, Dan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s at a stoplight navigating to King Soopers, and Google Maps is telling her to stay off the interstate! She&#8217;s heading the back way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now she&#8217;s at King Soopers.&nbsp; Surely, she&#8217;ll need a cart for the rest of the grocery trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;re right, Tom, and there she heads for the carts&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But those two are stuck together! She gives up and grabs another cart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That setback shouldn&#8217;t hurt her too much for time, Tom.&nbsp; She&#8217;s checking her coupons as she heads into produce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Looks like she&#8217;s grabbed some celery and is circling back towards the arugula, but there&#8217;s a man standing in front of the cooler and he&#8217;s not moving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s going for the side wipe action, reaching around from behind the man!&nbsp; That&#8217;s a brave move!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s heading toward the mushrooms now, Dan, and, no, she&#8217;s heading back to the arugula!&nbsp; The arugula she grabbed must be faulty!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, Tom, she seems happy with her new carton of arugula.&nbsp; Now she&#8217;s heading toward deli.&nbsp; She&#8217;s searching, searching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An interesting quirk about this particular store, Dan, is that the prosciutto&nbsp;is with the cheese, not with the other processed meats. And it looks like this shopper doesn&#8217;t remember that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think you&#8217;re right, Tom, and&#8230; oh, she&#8217;s spotted it!&nbsp; Now she&#8217;s heading toward dairy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She has to backtrack now; she&#8217;s not finding the milk she wants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s spotted it!&nbsp; It&#8217;s on the top shelf and toward the back.&nbsp; That must have been tricky to spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s reaching up and&#8230; it&#8217;s just out of reach!&nbsp; This has got to be a major setback!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s abandoning her cart.&nbsp; She&#8217;s heading back toward&#8230; kitchen gadgets?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a major development, Dan. There are no kitchen gadgets on her list.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She appears to be searching&#8230; searching&#8230; what could she be looking for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know but&#8230; she&#8217;s grabbed a potato masher.&nbsp; She&#8217;s heading back into dairy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is she going to settle for a different brand of milk, Tom?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, she&#8217;s heading back to the same cooler door, and she&#8217;s poked the potato masher into the cooler!&nbsp; She&#8217;s using it as a hook!&nbsp; She pulls a quart of milk down to where she can reach it&#8230; and then another one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This will help her accuracy, but it&#8217;s got to have hurt her time.&nbsp; Yes, now she&#8217;s having to return to kitchen gadgets to return the potato masher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But she got lucky at the register, Dan!&nbsp; There&#8217;s an empty register with one of the fast cashiers!&nbsp; He&#8217;s scanning her items even faster than she can pull them out of the cart onto the conveyor belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, and she&#8217;s bagging, Tom!&nbsp; This will help her time for sure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And she&#8217;s paid, and she&#8217;s out!&nbsp; What a remarkable grocery shopping trip with two stores, everything on the list, and under an hour!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan, our next competitor,&nbsp;in extreme grocery shopping, has pulled into the Costco parking lot, starting the clock. She&#8217;s flashing her membership card at the door and&#8230;&nbsp; Look at that, Tom, she isn&#8217;t grabbing a cart! It looks like she may be going for a two-store strategy here!&nbsp; The no-cart play will certainly limit her options,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4648,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions\/4648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}