{"id":467,"date":"1996-06-26T20:18:46","date_gmt":"1996-06-27T02:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=467"},"modified":"2005-04-13T15:41:23","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T21:41:23","slug":"dirt-bikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=467","title":{"rendered":"Dirt bikes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Ed. Note: While this was written on the date indicated, it&#8217;s refering to events much earlier.]<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Berry made it quite clear at the beginning, &#8220;late outlines will not be<br \/>\naccepted.&#8221;  (We used to have to outline each chapter of, freak&#8230;what was the<br \/>\nname of that textbook?&#8230;  So one day, I had Snow White and the Seven Dwarves<br \/>\nin the morning, so I didn&#8217;t go to class that day.  I still had to turn in the<br \/>\noutline, however, which I had yet to type up.  So I went home, typed it up<br \/>\nreal quick, and sped to school to try to get it there before 5 pm.  I was<br \/>\nstopped at the light at Shelton Beach Rd&#8230; CRAIGIE!  that&#8217;s it.  anyway, I<br \/>\nwas at Shelton Beach and 45, waiting for the light to turn when all of the<br \/>\nsudden I felt the car lurch and the (ouch) sound of metal crunching.  I spun<br \/>\naround to see a truck that had backed into the side of my car.  Ouch again.<br \/>\n The black guy who was driving it, stopped and got out to look at the damage<br \/>\nhe&#8217;d created.  &#8220;Well,&#8221; I said to him after getting out of my own vehicle, &#8220;I<br \/>\nwasn&#8217;t expecting to bump into you today.&#8221;  He laughed.  He thought it was so<br \/>\nfunny that he told it to the cop who finally showed up and my dad who was<br \/>\nnice enough to drive up and be there with me.  Hmm.. I just remembered that I<br \/>\nhad a wreck on the way home from Cinderella this last year too.  My track<br \/>\nrecord of accidents and plays hasn&#8217;t been too good.  Anyway, I&#8217;ve had so many<br \/>\naccidents that another one didn&#8217;t do too much to shake me.  It was nice<br \/>\nhaving dad there, though.  The black guy offered to take the car up the road<br \/>\nto &#8220;a friend&#8221; of his to get it fixed right away.  The cop was like, well, if<br \/>\ny&#8217;all are going to settle it yourselves, _I_ don&#8217;t need to be here.  And<br \/>\nleft.  So we drove up the road, but the place had closed.  Dad found out that<br \/>\nthis black guy was going to seminary on the side, so he said for the guy not<br \/>\nto worry about it and that he&#8217;d pay for the damages and write it off as a<br \/>\ncontribution to this guy&#8217;s education.  So when that was all squared away, I<br \/>\nFINALLY continued on to the school to drop off my outline.  But Dr. Berry&#8217;s<br \/>\ndoor was shut and locked.<\/p>\n<p>I appealed to him the next class period.  He was quite forgiving.  He only<br \/>\ntalks tough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Ed. Note: While this was written on the date indicated, it&#8217;s refering to events much earlier.] Dr. Berry made it quite clear at the beginning, &#8220;late outlines will not be accepted.&#8221; (We used to have to outline each chapter of, freak&#8230;what was the name of that textbook?&#8230; So one day, I had Snow White and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}