{"id":4681,"date":"2022-12-26T10:52:56","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T17:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4681"},"modified":"2022-12-26T17:10:20","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T00:10:20","slug":"surveillance-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4681","title":{"rendered":"Surveillance Report"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Subject is 10 year old orange striped feline with white chest and feet, colloquially known as a One Orange Brain Cell. Name: Professor Linus Erwin von Neumann. Objective: document if subject actually drinks from the electric water fountain gifted to him by his temporary caregiver. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"590\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-600x590.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-600x590.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-1024x1007.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-150x148.jpg 150w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-768x756.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-1536x1511.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_173632977-1-2048x2015.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>Subject has been gifted numerous items by his temporary caregiver over time: toys, controlled substances (i.e. catnip), a bowl shaped bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Numerous attempts were made to find evidence subject was using said water fountain. Water in fountain was replenished, though it is unknown if it were being drunk or simply evaporating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On 2022\/12\/26 10:29 MST subject was observed lapping at water fountain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"494\" height=\"621\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172936453.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172936453.jpg 494w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172936453-477x600.jpg 477w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172936453-119x150.jpg 119w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Positive confirmation of identity of subject was determined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"716\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172939589.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172939589.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172939589-503x600.jpg 503w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221226_172939589-126x150.jpg 126w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At 10:30 MST subject walked away from fountain. Contact was discontinued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2022\/12\/26 SCI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subject is 10 year old orange striped feline with white chest and feet, colloquially known as a One Orange Brain Cell. Name: Professor Linus Erwin von Neumann. Objective: document if subject actually drinks from the electric water fountain gifted to him by his temporary caregiver. 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