{"id":4843,"date":"2014-03-17T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-18T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4843"},"modified":"2023-09-23T09:40:05","modified_gmt":"2023-09-23T15:40:05","slug":"the-avengers-jonahs-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4843","title":{"rendered":"The Avengers, Jonah&#8217;s perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Berck rented The Avengers because Joss Whedon directed it.  But he doesn\u2019t do comic books.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhen do we see Natalie?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat is this guy\u2019s deal?  Does all he have is a shield?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIS THAT ROBIN?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Every time he says anything, all I hear is, &#8216;Quarter pounder with cheese.'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s Natalie!  Natalie is on the computer screen!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot every woman can pull off wearing a suit like that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHave you noticed that Scarlett and Robin\u2019s suits keep getting unzipped lower?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Natalie?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t understand.  I thought these were comic book characters.  Why is there suddenly a Norse god?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis guy has to weld his own suit?  You mean he\u2019s just a regular guy with a suit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not sure Scarlett\u2019s suit can unzip any lower.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[credits roll]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWHERE\u2019S NATALIE????&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Berck rented The Avengers because Joss Whedon directed it. But he doesn\u2019t do comic books. \u201cWhen do we see Natalie?\u201d \u201cWhat is this guy\u2019s deal? Does all he have is a shield?\u201d \u201cIS THAT ROBIN?\u201d &#8220;Every time he says anything, all I hear is, &#8216;Quarter pounder with cheese.&#8217;&#8221; \u201cThere\u2019s Natalie! Natalie is on the computer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4850,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4843\/revisions\/4850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}