{"id":4846,"date":"2023-09-21T21:14:19","date_gmt":"2023-09-22T03:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4846"},"modified":"2023-10-21T02:00:53","modified_gmt":"2023-10-21T08:00:53","slug":"alberta-government-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=4846","title":{"rendered":"Alberta Government Telephone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I took off work a few hours early to go buy paint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As far as I can tell, there are two places to buy automotive paint in Colorado Springs: Sherwin Williams or English Color.  I went to English Color even though they spelled their name wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brian used Valspar TB550 Urethane, and I have all the magic numbers needed to recreate the appropriate colors, but no one in town sells Valspar TB550.  The English Color in Denver sells it, but I&#8217;d have to drive up there.  They&#8217;re not open on weekends and I&#8217;ve got work to do during the week.  So I figured I&#8217;d just grab the tail cover of my car and head to the English Color in the Springs which sells PPG, and PPG Concept is a favorite single stage of the Internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The ladies at English Color put their magic scanner on my tail cover and mixed up a small amount of both the blue and the yellow.  It&#8217;s hard to tell from wet paint, but it looked mostly right.  The yellow seemed maybe a little dark and the blue seemed maybe a little light.  &#8220;Do you want to take it outside and compare under the sunlight?&#8221; they asked.  &#8220;Nope.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What kind of paint do you want?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Whatever single stage urethane you have.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, what do you want?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Concept.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t have that.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Right.  So what do you have?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Omni.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s what I want, then.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They remarked that my Blue matched with a color called &#8220;Volvo White&#8221; on their computer.  Maybe &#8220;white&#8221; means blue in Swedish.  But when I got home, I was shocked to notice the name of my yellow:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/PXL_20230922_025349430-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alberta Government Telephone?!?  A little Googling turned up the answer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"752\" src=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-1024x752.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4848\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-1024x752.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-600x441.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-150x110.jpg 150w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-768x564.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n-1536x1128.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/nachzen.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/48412420_10156206682394426_2493860498290769920_n.jpg 1767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently, the yellow on my Vee is a match for the repair fleet trucks that Alberta Government Telephone used some long time ago.  When Brian asked what shade of yellow I wanted, I said, &#8220;Just use whatever the color of Jared&#8217;s car is.&#8221;  &#8220;That&#8217;s midlife crisis yellow.&#8221;  &#8220;Perfect.&#8221;  Only, the shade he used is way lighter than midlife crisis yellow.  Now I know that it&#8217;s Alberta Government Telephone Yellow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no explanation for Volvo White.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took off work a few hours early to go buy paint. As far as I can tell, there are two places to buy automotive paint in Colorado Springs: Sherwin Williams or English Color. I went to English Color even though they spelled their name wrong. 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