{"id":5002,"date":"1996-09-16T08:17:00","date_gmt":"1996-09-16T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=5002"},"modified":"2023-11-24T07:42:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T14:42:46","slug":"uncompromising-principles-or-something-smelling-fishy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=5002","title":{"rendered":"Uncompromising principles or something smelling fishy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I had pizza last night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People who know me are usually aware of my eating habits. I became a &#8220;health<br \/>freak&#8221; about three and a half years ago and stopped eating processed foods.<br \/>That has sort of disintegrated into just abstaining from foods that come<br \/>from McDonalds. I usually don&#8217;t eat pizza or icecream unless I make it<br \/>myself, except for this summer when I threw my resolutions to the fry vat.<br \/>I&#8217;m back on my principled diet now, so it was quite odd for me to agree to<br \/>get a pizza last night. And then to actually eat it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not only did I eat pizza, I hate half of the large pizza we ordered. That&#8217;s<br \/>a lot of pizza for a 5&#8217;6&#8243;, 130 lb chick. I think, anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The reason why I ate half of large pizza we were splitting three ways was<br \/>because no one else would touch my half. The reason for this is that my<br \/>condition for agreeing to ordering a pizza was that it have anchovies and<br \/>pineapple on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I dunno about the pepperoni side, but my half was great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had pizza last night. People who know me are usually aware of my eating habits. I became a &#8220;healthfreak&#8221; about three and a half years ago and stopped eating processed foods.That has sort of disintegrated into just abstaining from foods that comefrom McDonalds. I usually don&#8217;t eat pizza or icecream unless I make itmyself,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5003,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002\/revisions\/5003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}