{"id":5004,"date":"1996-10-01T20:23:00","date_gmt":"1996-10-02T02:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=5004"},"modified":"2023-11-24T07:52:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T14:52:08","slug":"youve-got-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=5004","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve got mail"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hmm.. Mom woke me up. She told me to stay off the line for an<br \/>hour. I dunno why. They were eating supper downstairs. But<br \/>I kept getting knocked off or someone would pick up the phone<br \/>no matter where I logged onto. Mom would yell upstairs,<br \/>&#8220;Joanna! I need the phone!&#8221; Or she wanted to do a<br \/>flashsession on AOL or something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone gets jealous of me. I have e-mail waiting whenever I<br \/>log on. To just about anywhere. The AOL thing blasts out<br \/>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got mail!&#8221; everytime I check. I tried to lower the<br \/>volume, but I couldn&#8217;t quite figure it out. I tried removing<br \/>the sound, but Steph said, &#8220;No! Don&#8217;t do that; I like it when<br \/>it says I have mail.&#8221; So now it still blasts it out at full<br \/>volume. And everyone gets mad at me because I have mail and<br \/>they don&#8217;t. Heh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been sleeping all day. Which proves I&#8217;m sick, I<br \/>suppose. Denise came up and said, &#8220;I heard you went to be<br \/>like at 9:30 last night. That&#8217;s like a record!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm.. Mom woke me up. She told me to stay off the line for anhour. I dunno why. They were eating supper downstairs. ButI kept getting knocked off or someone would pick up the phoneno matter where I logged onto. Mom would yell upstairs,&#8220;Joanna! I need the phone!&#8221; Or she wanted to do aflashsession on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5005,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5004\/revisions\/5005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}