I made my way casually to the fountain today (still empty as Christ’s tomb),
\nand looked around. The thing where they had to replace the bricks looked
\npromising, but when I got closer, I noticed that it was clamped down and
\nscrewed in. I didn’t want to fool with anything that required hardware, so I
\nmoseyed on over to the place where they are constantly digging up and peered
\nat the lids protruding from the ground. After scouring the area for
\nmaintenance workers, I stooped down and lifted the one marked “Irrigation
\nValve” up. Inside, ants scurried around and something that looked like it
\nrequired a lug wrench poked out from the bottom. It had a couple of things
\nthat looked like electrical wires emanating from it, however, so I’m not
\nreally sure what it is for. Everything was covered in mud, which made
\nidentification difficult. The other lid was marked “WATER METER” or
\nsomething, and all I could see inside was blackness. I gave up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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