{"id":511,"date":"1995-04-29T22:19:35","date_gmt":"1995-04-30T04:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=511"},"modified":"2005-07-29T20:47:06","modified_gmt":"2005-07-30T02:47:06","slug":"wheres-slim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=511","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s Slim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>04\/29\/95<\/p>\n<p>TVI and I were looking at B&#038;N at the men are from mars women are from venus interactive CD rom for Macintoshes.  We also saw men are from mars women are from venus In the Bedroom.  We each picked up a copy commenting about how he had a new book out and stuff.  Then we put them quickly down.  I guess the title didn&#8217;t really strike us to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>Barney was there with Parker Lewis.  We were talking about Slim, and Boogie<br \/>\nMan suggested we each take a quadrant of the store and go around asking<br \/>\npeople, &#8220;Are you Slim?&#8221; Somebody commented that some women would find that<br \/>\noffensive, when Barney piped up, &#8220;But Slim&#8217;s a guy&#8230;&#8221;  Can we say blonde?<\/p>\n<p>I flunked my chem lab final and made a C on my last chemistry test.  Sigh.<br \/>\nRight now I&#8217;m trying hard to get a B in that class&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>04\/29\/95 TVI and I were looking at B&#038;N at the men are from mars women are from venus interactive CD rom for Macintoshes. We also saw men are from mars women are from venus In the Bedroom. We each picked up a copy commenting about how he had a new book out and stuff. Then&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}