{"id":526,"date":"1995-01-28T19:57:58","date_gmt":"1995-01-29T01:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=526"},"modified":"1995-01-28T19:57:58","modified_gmt":"1995-01-29T01:57:58","slug":"honor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"Honor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas day my extended family and I were in my grandfather&#8217;s van, driving to New Orleans, where a plane would take me on a prized trip to Colorado.  My grandmother sat in the middle seat, commenting about things to everyone in particular, while no one really wanted to listen.  I made snide remarks to match each irrelevant one of hers, but only my dad sitting next to me in the drivers seat could catch them.  &#8220;Stop it,&#8221; he warned but couldn&#8217;t stop himself from laughing.  &#8220;Respect your elders,&#8221; he choked between convulsive gasps for air among hysterical chuckles but then broke into a fit of coughing brought on by my next joke.<\/p>\n<p>A week later, I was sitting in a snow covered house in Colorado, letting the information sink in that my grandmother had suffered a severe stroke at our kitchen table.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas day my extended family and I were in my grandfather&#8217;s van, driving to New Orleans, where a plane would take me on a prized trip to Colorado. My grandmother sat in the middle seat, commenting about things to everyone in particular, while no one really wanted to listen. I made snide remarks to match&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}