{"id":658,"date":"2006-01-15T16:31:25","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T22:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=658"},"modified":"2006-01-15T16:31:25","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T22:31:25","slug":"pollack-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"Pollack Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An interesting aspect of my job is that my boss is brother to someone very famous.  He may still have a price on his head of 1 kilogram of gold (though, I&#8217;m not sure how one would collect that from Al Qaeda).  And he just came out with a new book last week.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about L. Paul Bremer.  We call him &#8220;Jerry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mostly, this past week this triva has meant taking a break from entering 2005 receipts and statements into a tax database and watching Jerry on the Today show or listening to him on Fresh Air.  Jerry is going to be on the Daily Show, which Berck and I try to watch every day (actually, the day after, since we don&#8217;t have a TV).  So I wrote him an e-mail telling him what to expect from an interview with Jon Stewart.  There are enough people on there who don&#8217;t seem to know what they&#8217;re getting into.<\/p>\n<p>I know what Jerry&#8217;s e-mail address is because Duncan called me from a meeting on Friday asking me to look it up Jerry&#8217;s number.  He&#8217;d gotten a call from a Polish journalist seeing if they could get an interview with Jerry that day.  Duncan told me to call Jerry&#8217;s assistant and see what they wanted to do.  I called the number marked &#8220;Business&#8221; in Duncan&#8217;s contact folder.  But Duncan is bad about putting people&#8217;s home numbers in the &#8220;Business&#8221; field, so I either reached his assistant or his wife.  In either case, she told me that I should give the Polish journalist Jerry&#8217;s e-mail address because Jerry was doing interviews all day and would have his cell phone off.  I jotted down the e-mail address Duncan had listed there and waited for the journalist to call back.<\/p>\n<p>He did rather quickly.  (Caller ID said it was a call &#8220;outside of area.&#8221;)  I identified myself and read the e-mail address off to him, spelling the first part of it out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; he said in his fluent but unmistakable Polish accent, &#8220;I will read it to you again.<br \/>\nJ as in &#8216;Joanna,&#8217;<br \/>\nB as in &#8216;brotherhood,&#8217;<br \/>\nR as in &#8216;republic,&#8217;<br \/>\nE as in &#8216;England,&#8217;<br \/>\nM as in &#8216;motherland&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nand so on.<\/p>\n<p>I almost burst out laughing, but he was being quite serious.  When I told Michele about it later, she laughed and asked, &#8220;Was he being funny?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I answered.  &#8220;He was being Polish!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An interesting aspect of my job is that my boss is brother to someone very famous. He may still have a price on his head of 1 kilogram of gold (though, I&#8217;m not sure how one would collect that from Al Qaeda). And he just came out with a new book last week. I&#8217;m talking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}