{"id":665,"date":"2006-01-28T14:51:20","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T20:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=665"},"modified":"2006-01-30T08:05:43","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T14:05:43","slug":"well-now-i-supposed-i-have-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"Well, now I supposed I have to."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The 40 Year Old Virgin<\/em> is a very funny movie.  There are lots of movies out there that have a few funny gags, and you sit through the rest of the film waiting for the next good joke.  This is not one of those movies; this film is hilarious for all 133 minutes.  Even the deleted scenes are funny.  When it was over, I immediately wanted to watch it again to catch the jokes that I didn&#8217;t hear the first time because I was laughing so hard.<\/p>\n<p>This movie is also incredibly crude.  The plot is about sex, obviously, so that&#8217;s what most of the dialogue is about, and most of that is spoken by the 40 Year Old Virgin&#8217;s coworkers who are trying to help him out, usually in misguided terms that he&#8217;s not really comfortable discussing.  We borrowed the unrated version, which apparently has 18 minutes extra minutes that had to be edited out of the theater version to duck below a NC-17 rating.  As far as I can tell, it&#8217;s all the scenes that show boobs.  So if you want boobs, get the long version; don&#8217;t want boobs, get the short one.<\/p>\n<p>Steve Carell is of <em>The Daily Show<\/em> fame, though he had moved on to bigger and better things by the time I started watching it.  Most recently he won a Golden Globe for best male actor in a TV comedy for <em>The Office<\/em>.  Carell wrote, starred in, and executive produced <em>The 40 Year Old Virgin<\/em>, but most of the time he played straight man to the rest of the cast (which was superb, especially Paul Rudd, but that&#8217;s just because he&#8217;s so incredibly fine).<\/p>\n<p>The movie is so vulgar that I can&#8217;t recommend it to most of the people I know.  But it actually has a good message: it&#8217;s okay not to have sex until you fall in love and marry someone.<\/p>\n<p>Actual Fact:  In 1976 eight equatorial countires laid claim to the geostationary orbit  above their countires as an integral part of their territory in a document called The Bogota Declaration.  The US  and other Space Age countries have ignored it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 40 Year Old Virgin is a very funny movie. There are lots of movies out there that have a few funny gags, and you sit through the rest of the film waiting for the next good joke. This is not one of those movies; this film is hilarious for all 133 minutes. Even the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}