{"id":826,"date":"2007-02-13T16:49:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T23:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net:8080\/?p=826"},"modified":"2007-02-13T16:49:25","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T23:49:25","slug":"six-weird-things-about-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"Six Weird Things about My Mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, only five.  Mom indicated that she wasn&#8217;t going to comply with the rules of my game, so I started on an entry for her.  Fortunately for her, she pulled through (<a href=\"http:\/\/brennerdomabroad.blogspot.com\/2007\/02\/weird.html\">and a very nice job she did<\/a>, I think).<\/p>\n<p>But I didn&#8217;t want all my hard work to go to waste, so you get what I&#8217;d collected so far:<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;What was someone saying about chocolate chip Oreos?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Wait!  Wait!  Make sure you bring us the WORLD FAMOUS fajitas!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;No, this isn&#8217;t Winn Dixie.  You have the wrong number.  But wait!  You might be someone I want to talk to!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;Oh, good, Berck is back.  I&#8217;m going to go out and bother him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5.&#8221;readthiscarefully&#8230;&#8230;i,spilled,water,on,the,keyboard,and,it,will,not,let,me,spacebar,or,return,etc,&#8230;..so,i,have,to,write,like,this&#8230;i,deposited,350,dollars,into,your,compass,bank,account,on,thursday&#8230;.it,should,be,ready,for,withdrawel,by,tuesday,i,imagine&#8230;i,am,mailing,you,some,clippings,,,,when,it,rains,it,pours,it,seems,when,something,comes,along,that,i,think,you,would,like&#8230;.also,i,opened,joanne,lawrence,s,gift,and,told,you,about,it,on,the,card,that,is,in,your,envelope,with,all,the,clippings&#8230;.it,is,a,stovetop,wok&#8230;..looks,very,nice&#8230;..ben,said,you,called,last,night&#8230;.he,seemed,pleased&#8230;..i,hope,you,had,a,good,conversation&#8230;..this,is,too,wierd&#8230;&#8230;let,me,know,if,you,get,this&#8230;.i,hope,the,keyboard,dries,out,ok&#8230;.love,mom&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, only five. Mom indicated that she wasn&#8217;t going to comply with the rules of my game, so I started on an entry for her. Fortunately for her, she pulled through (and a very nice job she did, I think). But I didn&#8217;t want all my hard work to go to waste, so you get&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggishness","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}