{"id":837,"date":"2007-02-25T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-25T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=837"},"modified":"2007-02-25T08:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-25T15:52:00","slug":"time-for-some-search-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":"Time for some search phrases&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With my site being down for a month, my pagerank slipped from 4\/10 to 1\/10, so I don&#8217;t get as many hits anymore.<\/p>\n<p>The 2006 Year Round Winner: <\/p>\n<p>Beef Wellington was our #1 search phrase in 2006, with 103 hits.<\/p>\n<p>12-201-121-177.client.mchsi.com was our #1 visitor for 2006, with 10,752 hits and 1018MB of bandwidth.  Yes, Sarah, that&#8217;s you!<\/p>\n<p>75% of our traffic went to Windows users, sad, but 15%.8 was linux, though I suppose most of that was probably&#8230; me.  Macintosh came in third with 5.6%, BeOS 4th with 0.2%, then AmigaOS with 97 hits (you&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!), a few WebTV hits, and even 2 Solaris hits.<\/p>\n<p>But IE only accounted for 55.5% of our browser usage.  Firefox at 35.4%, Safire, then NetNewWire (but that&#8217;s probably all DWP).  Even 82 hits from lynx, but I&#8217;m guess that was probably me.<\/p>\n<p>Our most popular time of viewing is from 1900-2000 Mountain Time, followed by 2000-2100.<\/p>\n<p>Names have been popular lately&#8230;.  If we&#8217;ve ever mentioned a name, someone searched for them and found them on our dumb blog.<\/p>\n<p>But, mostly the ever-constant stream of nonsense.  So many of them are so far from actual searches, they seem closer to random grafiti.<\/p>\n<p>looking for song played while on hold with comcast<br \/>\nnatalie portman and bra size<br \/>\ntomorrow comes jonah dalhart<br \/>\ni flunked my chemistry 101 midterm<br \/>\nodfjell babor cab<br \/>\nwhy is virginia for lovers<br \/>\nhow to make someone pass out<br \/>\ndoes shiner sell beer in oklahoma?<br \/>\nhow to send lougage in advance<br \/>\nbremer grappa glasses<br \/>\nhorizontal book chart of jonah<br \/>\nsarah brenner texas<br \/>\npeppermint costume on martha stewart<br \/>\nblackchevy<br \/>\nweird european drunks get naked<br \/>\ndriving naked i-65<br \/>\nlichtenstein shower curtain<br \/>\nis this peter fucking frampton?<br \/>\nchoctaw apple recipie<br \/>\nthis untamed fire of freedom bremer<br \/>\nsarah brenner blog<br \/>\nmobile college magnoli<br \/>\nmeltdown bowl of meth<br \/>\nover-sized chairs norman oklahoma<br \/>\nodd and off the wall pictures and dumb stuff<br \/>\nwho is the disenchanted idealist in othello?<br \/>\ni said what about breakfast at tiffiny s<br \/>\nhow would you explain the operations of primacy and recency in students perceptions of instructors and opposite?<br \/>\nups truck driving with open door<br \/>\nfar out dumb shit<br \/>\nwhat clothes do they wereni poland<br \/>\nhidden camera in bathrooms for watching sisters taking bath<br \/>\ndumptruck work in va when it rains<br \/>\nhow to build reverse bungee jumps school project<br \/>\n&#8220;answer there was a plane crash in the countryside. the plane was a small two-seater cessna 152 with only 3 people on board.. the plane crashed early this afternoon. search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. how is this possible and where did the plane crash.&#8221;<br \/>\ndescribe a wood fence which looks like crap<br \/>\nlake arrowhead dog barking constantly<br \/>\ngood comeback insulting social situation<br \/>\nis sour cream okay to feed my cat<br \/>\nvery pregnant teenagers wearing a diaper<br \/>\nwant to sell house because neighbor smokes<br \/>\nwhat make s stones how do we wee them?<br \/>\nmoab good cynthia. attached parenting<br \/>\nyou got any boxes<br \/>\nsri lanka used wet panties<br \/>\nhow to say house in izzle language<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With my site being down for a month, my pagerank slipped from 4\/10 to 1\/10, so I don&#8217;t get as many hits anymore. The 2006 Year Round Winner: Beef Wellington was our #1 search phrase in 2006, with 103 hits. 12-201-121-177.client.mchsi.com was our #1 visitor for 2006, with 10,752 hits and 1018MB of bandwidth. Yes,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}