{"id":901,"date":"2007-05-31T17:33:39","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T00:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=901"},"modified":"2007-05-31T17:35:18","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T00:35:18","slug":"the-following-email-exchange-amuses-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=901","title":{"rendered":"The following email exchange amuses me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): Is this David&#8217;s address?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): I was looking for my sister&#8217;s &#8220;boyfriend,&#8221; and got you instead.  Sorry! Who are you anyways? My name is Leigh, and yes, I am a girl.<\/p>\n<p>Me: I&#8217;m Berck, and no, I am not a girl.<\/p>\n<p>Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re not a girl. What high school do you go to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): Is this David&#8217;s address? Me: Nope. Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): I was looking for my sister&#8217;s &#8220;boyfriend,&#8221; and got you instead. Sorry! Who are you anyways? My name is Leigh, and yes, I am a girl. Me: I&#8217;m Berck, and no, I am not a girl. Mackenzie Homer (ska8tergrl@popularmicrosoftwebmail.com): I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}