Berck: Were you listening to Ani?<\/p>\n
Jonah: Yes.<\/p>\n
Berck: You can’t will your *censored* *censored*?<\/p>\n
Jonah: No!<\/p>\n
Berck: I love you.<\/p>\n
Jonah: Go find a concubine.<\/p>\n
Berck: Really?<\/p>\n
Jonah: Yes.<\/p>\n
Berck: Where?<\/p>\n
Jonah: Concubines.cn.<\/p>\n
Berck: Canadian Concubines?<\/p>\n
Jonah: No! That’s ca<\/a>. China.<\/p>\n Berck: I don’t want a short concubine.<\/p>\n Jonah: The tallest woman is from China.<\/p>\n Berck: I don’t want a tall woman with slanty eyes!<\/p>\n Jonah: Then look at concubines.com<\/a>. No, that’d be expensive. Find one on concubines.org<\/a>, they’ll be free.<\/p>\n Berck: Will you be my concubine?<\/p>\n Jonah: No! I’m your wife! I can’t be your concubine.<\/p>\n Berck: You don’t love me.<\/p>\n Jonah: That’s because I’m cold. I think Homer Mackenzie will be your concubine.<\/p>\n Berck: That’s okay with you?<\/p>\n Jonah: Yes. Go check out concubines.info and then tell me all about it.<\/p>\n Berck: Okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Berck: Were you listening to Ani? Jonah: Yes. Berck: You can’t will your *censored* *censored*? Jonah: No! Berck: I love you. Jonah: Go find a concubine. Berck: Really? Jonah: Yes. Berck: Where? Jonah: Concubines.cn. Berck: Canadian Concubines? Jonah: No! That’s ca. China. Berck: I don’t want a short concubine. Jonah: The tallest woman is from…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}