{"id":994,"date":"2007-10-01T20:34:38","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T02:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=994"},"modified":"2007-10-02T06:57:42","modified_gmt":"2007-10-02T12:57:42","slug":"a-series-of-unfortunate-events-or-how-jonah-got-some-shelves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/?p=994","title":{"rendered":"A Series of Unfortunate Events or How Jonah Got Some Shelves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday I decided to do something nice for Jonah.  When we moved in, I put shelves over my desk, but none over hers.  She claims this is the cause of the absurdly massy accumulation on top of her desk.  I&#8217;m not kidding about the absurd&#8211; the stacks generally were taller than her monitors, with her keyboard and mouse being the only level parts of the desk.  She&#8217;d stack stuff in front of the keyboard as well, creating a sort of fortress should one peck the keys over.  So if I wanted to leave something on her desk, putting it on the keyboard was the only way she&#8217;d notice.<\/p>\n<p>So, now that we&#8217;re planning on staying in the apartment for the foreseeable future, I decided to rectify the situation.  I hopped in Arthur while Jonah was still at work and drove to the Home Despot in search of plywood.  I spent a long time surveying the options.  Generally, for shelf construction, I go with 19\/32 5-ply BC Pine.  It&#8217;s cheap, thick enough, and I can generally arrange the B face so that it&#8217;s the one you see.  This time, however, there was no BC pine.  There was a bunch of exterior grade stuff, then some really, really, high quality birch and oak plywood.  In fact, plywood with a much higher quality than I&#8217;ve seen in since I was kid.  Usually I buy 5-ply, with 7-ply being available *sometimes*, but rarely.  My Dad has oft lamented the demise of decent plywood.  I was astounded to find 11-ply birch plywood for the amazingly affordable price of $39\/sheet.  A bit more expensive than I usually bought, but it was the cheapest that made any sense.  And nice-looking.  I grabbed a sheet, and hauled it over to the plywood saw, where they were nice enough to rip it into four 1&#215;8 shelves.  As he was making the final cut, I realized that I&#8217;d completely forgotten my wallet.<\/p>\n<p>I left my cart in the lumber isle, figuring no one would bother with it and returned home to get my wallet.  As I put my foot down on the clutch coming up to a stop light, it didn&#8217;t feel right.  I put the transmission in neutral and took my foot off the clutch.  It only came up about halfway.  I pulled it back up, but it fell back down.  I barely got it into gear, and pulled into a parking lot.  By now the clutch was totally non-functional, and I turned the key off in order to come to a stop.  I noticed a crack in the clutch linkage that simply wasn&#8217;t going to be fixed on the side of the road.  I decided that I would try to make it home without a clutch rather than pay someone to tow it preemptively.<\/p>\n<p>I managed to make it home, by starting the car in first gear whenever I wanted to go.  Unlike modern transmissions with good syncros, there was no way to shift this one without them.  I couldn&#8217;t even get it OUT of gear without a clutch.  So as I came to a stop, I had to turn the car off, then restart it into a bucking frenzy at each stop light.  In between, 20mph was as fast as I dared go in first gear, but I made it home.  Eventually.  There was a woman who followed me, at 20mph while blabbing on her cell phone, not passing me.  I think she was just absolutely clueless.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;ve done it before, I know I can carry 1&#215;8 shelves in the Miata.  As I approached the car, I noticed the left rear tire was flat.  Absolutely astounding how these things happen all at the same time.  Fortunately, I was able to pump it up just fine with my cheap little electric pump and collect my items from home depot.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how Jonah got some new shelves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday I decided to do something nice for Jonah. When we moved in, I put shelves over my desk, but none over hers. She claims this is the cause of the absurdly massy accumulation on top of her desk. I&#8217;m not kidding about the absurd&#8211; the stacks generally were taller than her monitors, with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonclassified-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nachzen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}