That’s just not fair to Amy.
Berck: Were you listening to Ani? Jonah: Yes. Berck: You can’t will your *censored* *censored*? Jonah: No! Berck: I love you. Jonah: Go find a concubine. Berck: Really? Jonah: Yes. Berck: Where? Jonah: Concubines.cn. Berck: Canadian Concubines? Jonah: No! That’s ca. China. Berck: I don’t want a short concubine. Jonah: The tallest woman is from China. Berck: I don’t want a tall woman with slanty eyes! Jonah: Then look at concubines.com. No, that’d be expensive. Find one on concubines.org, they’ll be free. Berck: Will you be my concubine? Jonah: No! I’m your wife! I can’t be your concubine. Berck: You…
My first Purchase of Airline Tickets while Intoxicated! From Denver, CO (DEN) to New York, NY (JFK) Wednesday, 18 Jul 07 Flight 98 Depart Denver, CO (DEN) at 12:55 AM and arrive in New York, NY (JFK) at 6:33 AM From New York, NY (JFK) to Denver, CO (DEN) Monday, 23 Jul 07 Flight 125 Depart New York, NY (JFK) at 7:40 AM and arrive in Denver, CO (DEN) at 10:00 AM W00t! I’m gonna see the Guggenheim, finally!
# uptime 9:29AM up 107 days, 17:26, 1 user, load averages: 0.07, 0.36, 0.42 Alas and alack, now it’s time to upgrade the router to OpenBSD 4.1. Bye-bye uptime. One of the amusing things about having an OpenBSD router is it keeps track of total traffic. Well, only the traffic that I do traffic shaping on. In the past 107 days, I’ve uploaded 150GB worth of bittorrent traffic, and 8GB of other traffic not counting the 500MB of ACK packets… 500MB of ACK packets. That’s crazy.