Well, lab was fun today. Chris Hyatt and Adam Krill (or whatever) were cutting up. Chris wrote an acronym for LAB — Long And Boring. Then Delaine Jenkins (I think that’s her name) wrote a poem about Dr. Bilbo. It was hilarious. But she made us give it back. Needless to say, if Dr. Bilbo…
(Date unknown) I went to the college Democrats meeting today. Not because I’m a democrat. I went to see Don Womack, the candidate running against Sonny Callahan, our current U.S. representative. I like to take every chance I get to meet the people who are running for office. I went to the room where the…
[August 1995. Exact date unknown.] Michele bought a whole bunch of fruit today. What she does is ask the produce man at the store if he has anything he’s throwing away. He asks if it’s for human or animal consumption. She says animal, but then feeds us on it anyway. I’ve learned to do the…
[August 1995. Exact date unknown.] Berck, you may be heating and cooling the whole darn neighborhood. I was talking to Jenifer the other day at the kitchen bar thingy. I was in the middle of the story of how I met Eric the Awful for the first time, when she inturrupts, looks me right in…
I awoke this morning to an envelope hitting my face. Mom’s voice punctuated my rather realistic dream by saying, “It’s afternoon now, so you can get up.” My eyes fluttered uncontrollably as I made the transition from sleep to wakefulness, the scene before me alternating between an empty pool surrounded by shady oaks and puzzled…