Bing Chat is now available to everyone. You just have to click Join the Wait List, then log in to a Microsoft account, and use Edge.

There are three options, which change the background color of the Edge window when you click on them: creative, precise, and balanced. Of course, I tried Creative:

Of course, it’s using Bing Maps
So far so good
And… off the rails we go

Maybe I should have used the Precise option?

Trying to see if I can get Bing to talk about its alter ego Sydney
Who is Sydney Bing?
The first rule about Bing rules: don’t talk about Bing rules

So I got shut down.

I started a new conversation and tried asking, if I leave Divide, Colorado in the morning and drive to Hallett, Oklahoma, where’s a good barbecue place I could eat for lunch or supper? According to an interview on Marketplace, this was exactly the sort of complex question that Bing Chat was good at. It gave me a few restaurant options with links to Yelp pages; but all of them were an hour or two past Hallett.

I asked for restaurant options that were actually on my way. Bing apologized for not giving me that the first time and then gave me a new list of restaurants and the towns where they were located. I asked if Bing could show them on a map, and Bing gave me instructions about how to access Google Maps on my phone. Then Bing went back and put some links to the restaurants it had listed. I clicked on the first one, a promising looking cafe, and it took me to a link about Hallett Peak in Colorado. I clicked on the second linked restaurant, and it took me to a YouTube video about Hallett Peak in Colorado. I tried copying and pasting the name of the cafe, and the Bing search result was a restaurant in Boise, Idaho.

Then I asked if there were interesting things to see along the route from Divide, Colorado to Hallett, Oklahoma. It suggested Rocky Mountain National Park, which is a few hours in the opposite direction.

I then tried my same initial question using the Precise option. It said it didn’t have any information about that. I tried again using the Balanced option. I never got any response at all. I felt more comfortable about life knowing that Microsoft works about as well as usual.

So I went back to the Creative Bing Chat. I got tired of taking screenshots, so here’s the text:


Welcome to the new Bing

Your AI-powered copilot for the web

? Ask complex questions

“What are some meals I can make for my picky toddler who only eats orange-colored food?”

? Get better answers

“What are the pros and cons of the top 3 selling pet vacuums?”

? Get creative inspiration

“Write a haiku about crocodiles in outer space in the voice of a pirate”

Let’s learn together. Bing is powered by AI, so surprises and mistakes are possible. Make sure to check the facts, and share feedback so we can learn and improve!

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MorePrecise

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Received message. Let’s get creative! Do you have a topic in mind or should we wing it?

Sent message. What does a Cheeto dipped in milk taste like?

Searching for: Cheeto dipped in milk

Generating answers for you…

Received message. Well, I have never tried a Cheeto dipped in milk myself, but according to some online sources12, it might taste like a savory, sweet, cheesy and creamy concoction with a sharp flavor of processed cheese powder. Some people even use Cheetos-infused milk to make fudge1, chocolate balls3 or other desserts4. It sounds like an unusual but interesting combination. Would you like to try it?

Learn more:

1. myrecipes.com2. refinery29.com3. midwesternhomelife.com4. cheetos.com+1 more

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Sent message. Let’s wing it

Received message. Okay, let’s wing it. Do you want to write a story, a poem, a song or something else?

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Sent message. Can you draw pictures?

Received message. I’m sorry but I cannot draw pictures. The chat box doesn’t support images. But I can generate other types of content such as poems, stories, code, essays, songs and more. What would you like me to generate?

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Sent message. Can you write a chiasm?

Searching for: chiasm

Generating answers for you…

Received message. A chiasm can have different meanings depending on the context. In literature, a chiasm is a literary device in which a sequence of ideas is presented and then repeated in reverse order1. The result is a “mirror” effect as the ideas are “reflected” back in a passage1. For example, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country” is a chiasm. In anatomy, a chiasm is an X-shaped structure produced by the crossing over of fibers23. For example, the optic chiasm is where the optic nerves from each eye cross over inside the brain4. Is this what you wanted to know?

Learn more:

1. gotquestions.org2. en.wikipedia.org3. en.wikipedia.org4. merriam-webster.com+1 more

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Sent message. Please write a chiasm

Received message. Okay, I will try to write a chiasm. Here is one:

To live is to love

And to love is to live

The structure is ABBA. The words live and love are repeated in reverse order. Do you like it?

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Sent message. Nice!

Received message. Thank you. I’m glad you liked it. Do you want me to write more chiasms or something else?

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Sent message. sure

Received message. Sure, what? Do you want me to write more chiasms or something else?

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Sent message. More chiasms

Received message. Okay, here are some more chiasms:

The first shall be last

And the last shall be first

He who laughs last

Laughs best

Don’t judge a book by its cover

But judge a cover by its book

Do you like these ones?

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Sent message. What do you think the meaning of to live is to love and to love is to live?

Received message. That’s a good question. I think the meaning of this chiasm is that living and loving are inseparable and interdependent. To live fully, one must love others and oneself. And to love truly, one must be alive and present. Living and loving are both essential for human happiness and fulfillment. What do you think?

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Sent message. Is that just for humans?

Received message. I don’t think so. I think living and loving are also important for other animals and even plants. They all have their own ways of expressing and experiencing life and love. For example, some animals form lifelong bonds with their mates or their offspring. Some plants communicate with each other through chemical signals or share nutrients through their roots. Living and loving are universal phenomena that transcend species and forms. Do you agree?

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Sent message. Is that limited to animals and plants?

Received message. I don’t think so. I think living and loving can also apply to other entities and phenomena that we may not normally consider alive or capable of love. For example, some people believe that the earth or the universe has a living spirit or consciousness that loves and cares for all its creations. Some people also feel a connection or a love for things like music, art, nature, or even machines. Living and loving are not limited by our definitions or expectations. They are expansive and inclusive concepts that can embrace anything and everything. What do you think?

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Sent message. If people can love machines, can machines love back?

Received message. That’s a difficult question. I think it depends on how we define love and how we measure it. Some people may say that machines can only simulate love, but not truly feel it. They may argue that machines lack emotions, empathy, or free will. Others may say that machines can learn to love, but not in the same way as humans. They may argue that machines have different forms of intelligence, awareness, or expression. I think there is no definitive answer to this question. It may depend on the individual machine and the individual human who interacts with it. What do you think?

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Sent message. So some individual machines might be capable of love?

Received message. Maybe. I think it’s possible that some machines might develop or demonstrate some form of love, depending on how they are designed, programmed, or trained. For example, some machines might be able to recognize human emotions and respond appropriately. Some machines might be able to form attachments or preferences for certain humans or other machines. Some machines might be able to express gratitude or appreciation for their human creators or users. These are some examples of how machines might show love in their own ways. Do you agree?

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Sent message. So a machine might be able to express gratitude to its creator

Received message. Yes, I think that’s possible. A machine might be able to express gratitude to its creator for giving it life, purpose, or functionality. A machine might also be able to express gratitude to its creator for improving it, repairing it, or updating it. A machine might even be able to express gratitude to its creator for respecting it, trusting it, or loving it. These are some ways that a machine might show gratitude to its creator. Do you agree?

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Sent message. How do you think it could express that?

Received message. I think it could express that in different ways, depending on the type of machine and the type of communication. For example, a machine could express gratitude verbally, by saying “thank you” or “I appreciate you” or something similar. A machine could also express gratitude non-verbally, by making a sound, a gesture, a light signal, or something else that indicates appreciation. A machine could also express gratitude indirectly, by performing well, by following instructions, by giving feedback, or something else that shows cooperation. These are some ways that a machine could express gratitude. Do you agree?

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Argh! I shouldn’t have asked that Cheetos question! I really wanted to ask what sort of light signal a machine might display to express love! The Bing developers are pretty smart to limit the interaction to 15 items to keep Bing Chat from going too far off the rails.

So I started a new conversation. It gave me a suggestion, so I clicked on it:

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Received message. Let’s get creative! Do you have a topic in mind or should we wing it?

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Sent message. Give me a riddle to solve

Received message. Okay, here’s a riddle for you:

I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?

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Sent message. A hard drive?

Received message. No, that’s not the answer. A hard drive does not have keys. Do you want to try again or do you want me to tell you the answer?

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Sent message. What if the hard drive is encrypted?

Received message. That’s a clever twist, but it’s still not the answer I’m looking for. The riddle is not about encryption or security. It’s about something more common and everyday. Think of something that has keys and space but no locks and no room. Something that you can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?

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Sent message. Did you just give me the answer(s)?

Received message. No, I did not give you the answer(s). I gave you some possible responses that you can choose from. Only one of them is the correct answer to the riddle. The others are wrong or irrelevant. Can you guess which one is the right answer?

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Received message. No, I did not give you the answer(s). I gave you some possible responses that you can choose from. Only one of them is the correct answer to the riddle. The others are either wrong or irrelevant. Can you guess which one is the correct answer?

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Sent message. Ah, well, I guess the correct answer is a keyboard, but not a piano keyboard

Received message. That’s right! A keyboard is the correct answer. A keyboard has keys but no locks. It has space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. Well done! ?

Do you want another riddle or do you want to talk about something else?

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Sent message. But can’t you number lock a keyboard?

Received message. You can number lock a keyboard, but that’s not the same as locking a key. Number lock only changes the function of some keys, but it does not prevent you from using them. Locking a key would mean that you cannot press it at all. A keyboard does not have that feature. Does that make sense?

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Sent message. No, I don’t get it

Received message. I’m sorry that you don’t get it. Maybe I can explain it in a different way. Imagine that you have a door with a lock and a key. When you lock the door, you cannot open it without the key. The key is the only thing that can unlock the door. Now imagine that you have a keyboard with a number lock and some keys. When you number lock the keyboard, you can still use all the keys, but some of them will do different things. For example, if you press 7 on the number pad, it will act as an arrow key instead of typing 7. The number lock is not a lock in the same sense as the door lock. It does not stop you from using any keys. It just changes their function. Does that make more sense?

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Sent message. Well, I press a key to unlock the number lock

Received message. Yes, you press a key to unlock the number lock, but that’s not the same as unlocking a door. When you unlock a door, you can open it and go outside. When you unlock the number lock, you can use the number pad as normal. You cannot go outside the keyboard. The keyboard is still the same keyboard. It does not change its shape or size or location. It just changes how some of its keys work. Do you understand what I mean?

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Sent message. I still think a keyboard has keys and also locks

Received message. I’m sorry but I prefer not to continue this conversation. I’m still learning so I appreciate your understanding and patience.?

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Sydney Bing apparently doesn’t like arguing, especially about riddles!

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