So Berck came across this article on the Internet about how to make your own bacon. The first step is procuring some pork belly. He asked at Whole Foods, and they suggested he try Andy’s Meat Market. $22.13 later, we had ourselves some pork belly. Here’s Berck wiping it off with paper towels. Here he is adding a mixture of salt, sugar, and pink salt (sodium nitrite). Then it goes in a plastic 2 gallon “Ziploc.” Berck had to make a special trip to King Soopers to get some. Next he mixed up the spices. Chopped some garlic… Added some…
So, now streaking at your high school football game is a sex crime. Which means that you can be forced to register as a sex offender, and no longer live anywhere except, perhaps, under a bridge, or in a make-shift camp out in the woods (but not for long). It turns out, you can’t even go to church. How many kids do we have to charge as sex offenders in order to save our kids from themselves? Or how about how many innocent people do we have to kill before we realize that our justice system isn’t good enough to…