So Berck came across this article on the Internet about how to make your own bacon. The first step is procuring some pork belly. He asked at Whole Foods, and they suggested he try Andy’s Meat Market. $22.13 later, we had ourselves some pork belly. Here’s Berck wiping it off with paper towels. Here he…
So, now streaking at your high school football game is a sex crime. Which means that you can be forced to register as a sex offender, and no longer live anywhere except, perhaps, under a bridge, or in a make-shift camp out in the woods (but not for long). It turns out, you can’t even…